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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 10:45:35 »

you can all fuck off
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 12:03:25 »

Soapy Tit Wank

ive never seen that thread sounds a good laugh!
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 12:11:15 »

You will die alone.....


So will I.... Crying
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 12:11:38 »

im sure you wont DV
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 12:26:33 »

fucking hell you bunch of queers listen to yourselves...

perhaps the fact you console yourself by writing your troubles on an internet forum makes you a less than ideal catch  Wink  Tongue
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 13:11:15 »

Perhaps you are right. :|

In my defence I was pissed and don't often ask girls out.
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 16:59:14 »

Here you go boys.
http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/Forum_New/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=15035&SearchTerms=virginity
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 17:20:02 »

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Dave's gonna love you for digging that up Pip! :?

Quality thread though, 9 pages of pure excellence  Cheesy
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 17:22:12 »

Its been doctered down over time.

Everyone was so nasty to Dave back then.

Im glad I wasn't.
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« Reply #24 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 18:11:58 »

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I aksed a very lovely girl out this evening - she is a friend of a friend of mine and we were talking for quite a while.  

Naturally she said no, because she has a fella apparently - although I was told she was single and she thought I was 'cool'.

I feel worthless.  I might just give up and die. Crying

ps  I am drunk, don't judge me! Oops



No mention of engagement, or shack-up.  Chances are she'll split with Romeo.  Just be friendly every time you see her, talk about anything but relationships, be interested in what she has to say.  Then she'll fix you up with a blind date with her cousin Louise, who's apparently real shy, doesn't go out much, but packs a 36D bra, and wears a lacy thong.   Next thing you know, you are on vitamin pills, off alcohol, and are wondering why the admiral is not saluting after the thirty-seventh time in three days.  

Keep a positive attitude, be pleasant, and you will be fighting them off.
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« Reply #25 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 18:21:38 »

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Dave's gonna love you for digging that up Pip! :?

Quality thread though, 9 pages of pure excellence  Cheesy



  The Genesis of The Special Unit......
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« Reply #26 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 19:08:51 »

poor dave  Crying
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 19:23:32 »

fucks sakes
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« Reply #28 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 20:35:56 »

jesus, you used to be right cunt mr. youth
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, October 16, 2005, 21:14:46 »

Dave don't worry we have all made a fool of ourself on the forums at one time or another Cheesy Does anybody remember when I started posted on the city forums(I felt sorry for them after they lost to brighton in the play offs like we did and I went a bit ott)and then micky started a topic asking who it was.I had to own up Oops I felt like a right goon!
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