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« Reply #15 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 18:13:14 »

Has anyone a part from Asher pulled an pig/ugly bird as you want to call them?
It's a but mean calling them that thou  :?
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 19:03:25 »

'did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?'
'I've lost my mobile number can I have yours'
um can't think of anymore!
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 19:11:55 »

Is your name gillette? because you're the best a man can get  Cool
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 19:41:40 »

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 19:46:41 »

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« Reply #20 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 19:52:24 »

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 20:21:56 »

The best I've ever had is, after being asked what I did, 'You look like you should be a doctor.  Would you like to examine me?'

I don't think I've ever tried a chat up line in my life, and I know if I did I'd fuck it up dramatically.
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