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Foggy

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« on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:08:28 »

Im going out next week with a few mates on a pull a pig night and i need some cheesy chat up lines,can any one help?
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STFC Village

« Reply #1 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:09:53 »

Fancy a fuck?
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:10:10 »

You're ugly, fancy a drink?
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Northern Red

« Reply #3 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:10:57 »

"You know some blokes right now would be spouting lines at you, like you're like the stars and so on"
"However you're just about passable as female and I need a shag, so just come home with me and save us all some precious time"
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Northern Red

« Reply #4 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:11:44 »

Althought STFC village managed that in much less time  Soapy Tit Wank
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STFC Village

« Reply #5 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:12:54 »

Quote from: "Northern Red"
Althought STFC village managed that in much less time  Soapy Tit Wank
Short and sweet, which sounds like the type of women you're after Foggy Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:16:32 »

My boss taught me a few the other day,

"fancy going halves on a bastard" and "can you give me a wank with your fanny"  Both would get a hard kick in the balls from me though
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:29:15 »

Dont worry Birdy,we are trying to pull pigs, not sophisticated young ladies like you
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:34:34 »

Birdy is way too good for chat up lines
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Asher

« Reply #9 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 16:08:45 »

I played pull a pig with matty haywood once, I kicked his arse but thats nothing to celebrate.  I wasnt with marie before anyone starts
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 16:19:07 »

You can't beat:

The word of the day is legs....so why don't you come back to mine and spread the word

I pulled yesterday, not using that though but then she wasn't a pig. I've now missed a deadline for some work I was meant to do though 'cos I was still in bed with her until a couple of hours ago. Ah well.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 17:22:59 »

Go up to a bird and say 'would you sleep with me for a million pounds'. More than likely she'll say yes. Then ask 'would you sleep with me for nothing'. She'll probably say no, (if the answer is yes,   ). Respond with 'So, we've established you are a slag, we just need to negotiate some sort of price!'
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 17:26:56 »

How about "You must be tired...cos you've been running through my head all day"
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 17:49:42 »

"Why don't you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up."
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 18:12:09 »

Quote from: "Walrus"
"Why don't you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up."

Remember she's a pig. Will probably breaks his legs, if sat on.
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