Hectic day!

[Sade]

I am knackered,but for some reason the week seems to be flying by
I worked hard today(you may laugh)and I had to work on my own for most of the day,then I had to work with brenda and mary the lesbians  which was quite scary because they grumble.Then I finished work at 4 and had an interview at quarter to 5,so my mum drove me there and I had to get changed in the car!god dammit,my interview was for 'alert systems' for a junior sales something or other.The women told me I might have to go back for a second interview and do a typing test!woo hoo,I'm sure that will be great fun(I'm quite quick at the old typing though)So yeh theres my day,I'm relaxing now and canee wait for the weekend

Has everyone had a good day?
Oh yeh and a funny question,but has anyone really said something they should not have in an interview before?I havent YET.but when they ask you if you have any questions I never am preparred!

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

you can improve ur typing with downloadable tests

[yeo]

I was once asked if I live in a Council house in an interview.

I got angry and asked why it mattered.

[Danjackson10]

I had to do CPR on a patient, Had an old man call me a dick, and an old women piss on my foot! all in a days work!   Getting pissed 2nite though!

[Sade]

maybe she pissed on you as a way of saying thankyou Dan.

[Danjackson10]

Id like to think so, but i think its the horlicks she had!

[Sade]

hmmm nice.

[ron dodgers]

I once got interviewed by a board of 4 nutters ( 2 profs and 2 government things) and after 15 mins I said "I guess you're totally not interested in a word I say but listen now - bye "  and I walked out . So I sort of regret it cos maybe I would be in Belgium or something instead of Swindon.
But I quite like being here ...
aaah
over and out
Ron

[pauld]

One I'd love to do because its a standard interview question but a really fucking stupid one
Q."Where do you see yourself in five years time?"
A. "Lying in a ditch drinking meths"

And one I have had the bottle to do - in fact it was in an interview two weeks ago
Q. "You're on a client's site, the project's coming to and end and the system is all but ready to go live and the client's project lead comes steaming over and says it's all complete shit, you're useless and he wants you and your entire team of tossers out by 5 pm. What do you do?"
A. "If he spoke to me like that, I'd punch him in the face"
Erm, I didn't get the job - they said they liked my technical skills but I was perhaps too opinionated for a client-facing role. Opinionated? Me? Wankers.  

[Sade]

My questions were easy!There was a lad that came out before I went in for my interview,I presume he had one too.He was wearing a suit and looked well brainy so he will probably get the job.
  Nevermind.

[fatbury]

Sade .. people always assumed that of me when i went for an interview .. cos i wore a suit and looked dead brainy ... which actually is true but I very rarely got given the job!

[yeo]

Sade .. people always assumed that of me when i went for an interview .. cos i wore a suit and looked dead brainy ... which actually is true but I very rarely got given the job!

 
You make I larf (to be said in a sadeio accent)

[Sade]

Oi yeovil.Cheeky git I do not speak that I say I say I do not speak like that.you ear?