Jehovahs Witnesses...

[Leggett]

just had 2 at the front door, and my mum just slayed them  

[walrus]

They deserve it....  don't warrant the time of day to be honest.  Is you're mother's name Buffy?  

[Compo]

Oh my god, 2 of my old neighbours are jovo's, man they are fucking freaks, they have no tv, no fucking drinking (just try and imagine that for a second), and they never preach on there own patch, they allways go to stratton/penhill/queensfield, and they pay 20% of there wages into the god club or what ever it is,  freaks  

[walrus]

Nah I don't drink anyways.  I'm like Sussex, teetotal as a badger.

To be honest, anyone who gives up an hour or so to go to the godhouse has to be a bit doolally....

[Reg Smeeton]

Hold on here.....George Bush has said it was God who told him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq

[walrus]

Hold on here.....George Bush has said it was God who told him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq

I'm surprised you've not got a story to tell about how you fucked the brains out of a Jehova's Witness....  You must come to the MErlin to give me some pulling techniques  

Masy I start a motion to change Reg's tag to "Forum Encylopaedia, Forum Stud"  

[Batch]

Just stick a blood donor sticker in the window. It's like the Jehovahs Witnesses kryptonite.

My mates dad was a baptist paster. He used to invite them in and give them his version of it all.  They stopped calling.

George Bush is a tit Reg. Incidentally, as the forums thinking man, as that new Avatar the thinking mans tit interest?

[walrus]

Contraversially, I like Bush.  I'm the uneducated politics expert - it pisses me off when people who know sod all have a view.  In all honesty, I don't think I should really be allowed a vote....!  I have seen no evidence which gives me reason to hate Bush - any man in power following 9/11 would have to act in vengeance, on the guilty party or not, so I sympathise with the man.  9/11 makes me sick to the stomach, and I secretly desire a knee-jerk reaction, right or not.  As a civilian, I will never be in possession of the full facts - I think - or hope - that the media portrayal of Iraqis celebrating after 9/11 was a false depiction....  What would you do as American President?  I'm surprised a computer game hasn't been released mainstream following the events, as it'd be bloody difficult....!

(I do concede I know fuck-all however, but I'm not convinced by the oil argument to be honest....  It just seems to obvious).  I love fulfilling a stereotype - I'm from Crawley, I like football, I'm doing a degre ein Creative Writing, I like headbutting walls.....

[Reg Smeeton]

Hold on here.....George Bush has said it was God who told him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq

I'm surprised you've not got a story to tell about how you fucked the brains out of a Jehova's Witness....  You must come to the MErlin to give me some pulling techniques  

Masy I start a motion to change Reg's tag to "Forum Encylopaedia, Forum Stud"  

 I've got half an eye on a bird who's in the Quakers.....sort of see it ending up like in Extras when Andy is trying to pull the Catholic girl.

[walrus]

Hold on here.....George Bush has said it was God who told him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq

I'm surprised you've not got a story to tell about how you fucked the brains out of a Jehova's Witness....  You must come to the MErlin to give me some pulling techniques  

Masy I start a motion to change Reg's tag to "Forum Encylopaedia, Forum Stud"  

 I've got half an eye on a bird who's in the Quakers.....sort of see it ending up like in Extras when Andy is trying to pull the Catholic girl.

I'venot seen Extras, but aren't you married Reg?

[Bedford Red]

It's when you see film of George Bush on the day of 9/11 in a classroom listening to children reading and the aides tell him what's going on, and he doesn't say to them he has to leave etc, he just sits there until it's finished.

I know he's only a puppet for the people who run the US anyway but I like the person in charge to appear to be intelligent, be able to not forget questions when being interviewed etc.

[Sade]

We have not had jehooovas knock on our door in ages,they probably avoid us because my mum gets pissy too.She used to just open the door and say 'No thankyou' and then slam it whats the point!just don't answer it.I personally feel being a jehovahs is a bit unfair when you bring your kids up as them.No christmas,no celebrating birthday...what kind of life for a kid is that?thats what the good times are about.I'd hate to spend my weekends going about in a suit and a bible and knocking on doors,how boring.I have nothing against them though,because I used to know a few jehovahs and they were cool.

[Amir]

I'll always have a nice chat with them, then they give me some of their leaflets and fuck off.  It's door-to-door salesmen I can't stand.

[DMR]

Contraversially, I like Bush.  

             

[reeves4england]

I would just chase after them with a syringe full of blood!