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« on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:52:41 » |
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He is 46 stone :shock: Programme about him tonight on sky one at 9pm. He has 9 balti curries just for his dinner!!!  For breakfast he has a pound of bacon, 8 sausages, 9 black puddings, 4 cans of beans, a loaf of bread :shock: 15 litres of coke a day and when he goes out he drinks 40 pints of lager!!!!! |
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:53:05 » |
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lucky bastard  |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:53:55 » |
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His bird has to help him shower cos he has loads of 'folds' that needs cleaning under |
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land_of_bo
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:54:35 » |
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Fat fucking lazy pikey.
Does he have a reinforced barstool? I bet he bathes in a fucking skip! There is no need to get that fat, its just plain gluttony
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land_of_bo
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:55:05 » |
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His bird has to help him shower cos he has loads of 'folds' that needs cleaning under I she a weight lifter? |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:55:34 » |
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I know but it's bloody funny! He goes to the indian after a night out and orders the whole menu |
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:56:23 » |
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Honestly, the bit that shocked me most is....the fact he has a bird!!!
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land_of_bo
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:56:54 » |
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Can I help yopu sir?
Yes please, I'll have the lot! Just bring it in a bucket, I'll strap it round my neck
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:56:59 » |
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Honestly, the bit that shocked me most is....the fact he has a bird!!! She is a complete minger. 40 + and ugly. |
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:58:05 » |
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Can I help yopu sir?
Yes please, I'll have the lot! Just bring it in a bucket, I'll strap it round my neck He has a fuck off great trolley wheeled out to him I wonder how big his shits are?? :shock: |
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:59:17 » |
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Bet the bog can't take his weight...he probably has to shit in the garden and wait for the keeper to come and muck him out!
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:00:07 » |
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His bird must have to wipe his ass |
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:01:20 » |
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...not such a lucky bastard!
how old is he?
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:02:23 » |
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Late 30's
Called Barry Austin!
Same surname as me!!!
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land_of_bo
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:02:38 » |
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Is he like fat bastard from austin powers?
Give me the baby!!!
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