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« Reply #45 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 17:58:18 » |
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If you touch type the longest word you can write with one hand is stewardess
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« Reply #46 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 18:02:32 » |
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If you touch type the longest word you can write with one hand is stewardess Surely its: Stewardesses? |
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« Reply #47 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 18:09:53 » |
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If you touch type the longest word you can write with one hand is stewardess Surely its: Stewardesses?  |
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« Reply #48 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 18:26:05 » |
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*Prodding a Fire with a stick makes you feel manly *Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl *At the end of every party there is always a Girl crying  *Knowledge is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit salad *You've turned into your Dad the day you put aside a thin piece of Wood specifically to stir Paint with |
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« Reply #49 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 18:28:00 » |
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*Prodding a Fire with a stick makes you feel manly *Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl *At the end of every party there is always a Girl crying *Knowledge is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit salad *You've turned into your Dad the day you put aside a thin piece of Wood specifically to stir Paint with Where did you cut and paste that lot from then?  |
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« Reply #50 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 18:29:13 » |
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I wrote them out from an old bit of paper i had lying about from a year back. They're Peter Kayisms.
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« Reply #51 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 18:33:55 » |
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50% of US Pizzas are sold with Pepperoni on them.
Kittens are born both blind and deaf.
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« Reply #52 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 18:44:53 » |
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Dyslexic people can't spell properly.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #53 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 18:57:38 » |
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Dyslexic people can't spell properly. Technically not true. 'Dyslexic people can't read properly' would be correct. This usually leads to not being able to spell properly but not always |
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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 19:02:17 » |
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Americans don't know what a wanker is.
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« Reply #55 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 19:04:24 » |
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Americans don't know what a wanker is. How's that for irony? :roll: |
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« Reply #56 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 19:11:52 » |
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Dyslexic people can't spell properly. Technically not true. 'Dyslexic people can't read properly' would be correct. This usually leads to not being able to spell properly but not always I knew that, I just wanted to stir up some discussion!  |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #57 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 19:12:26 » |
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Americans don't know what a wanker is. How's that for irony? :roll: ..but oh so true. Also, Americans can't pronounce the word 'water'. Wankers :? |
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« Reply #58 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 20:21:23 » |
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Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. |
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« Reply #59 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 22:03:57 » |
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Subbuteo is named after a bird after the inventer was not allowed to trade marks "the hobby". The hobby (latin sub-buteo) is a sub species of a buzzard.
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