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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 21:25:13 » |
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Was going to post sayin i didnt understand the nun joke...but didnt want to be the only one...ive been reading it over and over again but nope just dont get it
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 21:45:08 » |
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I'm guessing that as they're in the bath together they're probably lezzers, one of them can't find the soap 'where's the soap' the others got the soap up their gash 'wears the soap'.It's all an embarrassing misunderstanding.
Having read that back it sounds like a clue from 321..where's the soap, wears the soap, soap on a rope,rope rhymes with pope, the pope lives in rome...that's right you've won this beautiful silver cutlery set :?
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 21:48:33 » |
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A man walks into a shop and asks for a blow up doll, the shopkeeper says 'normal or muslim?' whats the difference the man asks...the shopkeeper replies the muslim blows itself up...
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 21:49:55 » |
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A man walks into a shop and asks for a blow up doll, the shopkeeper says 'normal or muslim?' whats the difference the man asks...the shopkeeper replies the muslim blows up itself... Like it!  |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 21:52:15 » |
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Dusty bin :?
The bain of my Saturday youth.
Magpie anyone?
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 21:54:10 » |
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I'm guessing that as they're in the bath together they're probably lezzers, one of them can't find the soap 'where's the soap' the others got the soap up their gash 'wears the soap'.It's all an embarrassing misunderstanding. bingo |
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:24:19 » |
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well this thread lasted long
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:31:51 » |
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Andy King said he's got the best set of players he's ever had at the club right now |
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:36:01 » |
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What do you call an indian lesbian? Minge-eater  |
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:41:23 » |
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Having read that back it sounds like a clue from 321..where's the soap, wears the soap, soap on a rope,rope rhymes with pope, the pope lives in rome...that's right you've won this beautiful silver cutlery set :? That 321 clue was brilliant Spacey, as good as the jokes!!! |
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:43:37 » |
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Andy King said he's got the best set of players he's ever had at the club right now
 Thats sad not funny.But i suppose if we couldn't laugh at it we'd all be jumping off the top of the nationwide. |
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:46:39 » |
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Andy King said he's got the best set of players he's ever had at the club right now
Thats sad not funny.But i suppose if we couldn't laugh at it we'd all be jumping off the top of the nationwide. Funnily enough (in a non-joke way) I read this old thread today: http://thetownend.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?p=10755&highlight=#10755 |
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:54:59 » |
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Funnily enough (in a non-joke way) I read this old thread today
Thats class,i especially like boeta's point of view  . |
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 16:02:59 » |
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Jokes are shit, id rather a nice fact like:
In Carrizozo It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public! Fact!
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 16:44:48 » |
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German women should take a leap out of their books then :? Jokes are shit, id rather a nice fact like:
In Carrizozo It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public! Fact! |
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