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Anybody got any new ones? I heard one on the radio earlier,its lame but it made me laugh so much. What kind of key opens all doors?  ? A pikey  |
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Whits
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 20:02:39 » |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 20:07:38 » |
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 hahaha! |
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 20:08:52 » |
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What's green and runs around your garden?
A Hedge! Ahhhahhhhaaa.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 20:09:07 » |
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Two sanitary towels were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the towels and tampons reached each other, one towel said to the other,
"Should we say hello to those 2 tampons?"
The other towel responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts."
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 20:09:53 » |
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2 nuns in a bath, one says,
"Where's the soap?",
the other says,
"yes, it does doesnt it"
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 20:10:09 » |
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 20:12:59 » |
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bloke walks up to the counter in a chemist and asks the girl behind the counter "have you got any birth control for my 13 year old daughter?",
the girl, a little shocked, asks "is your 13year old daughter sexually active?",
the guy replies "nah, she just lies there like her mum"
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 20:34:01 » |
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I really don't get that one :? 2 nuns in a bath, one says,
"Where's the soap?",
the other says,
"yes, it does doesnt it" |
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 20:41:09 » |
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I really don't get that one :? 2 nuns in a bath, one says,
"Where's the soap?",
the other says,
"yes, it does doesnt it" Me either! Glad I am not the only one! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 20:50:14 » |
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what's yellow and smells like bananas?
monkey sick.
thanks, i'm here all night.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 20:51:32 » |
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I really don't get that one :? 2 nuns in a bath, one says,
"Where's the soap?",
the other says,
"yes, it does doesnt it" Me either! Glad I am not the only one! Nope, me either :? Leggetts humour must be of a 'specialist' taste! |
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 20:52:28 » |
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What's worse than being gay?
Nothing.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 20:52:59 » |
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Or maybe he is having us all on and he just made it up and we are not supposed to get it because theres nothing to get?  |
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2005, 20:54:05 » |
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A classic.................what do you call a women with one leg? Eileen.....  still makes me laugh. |
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