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« on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 12:38:28 »

At various points in my life hey're are many things that I've thought I've known which turn out to be bollocks.

Some examples

1. The Union Jack is for sea, the Union flag for land. Turns out they are interchangeable and were used so by the admiralty. "Jack" just referred to something that is smaller than usual. Flagstaff came late.

2. Captain pugwash didn't have characters called seamen stains and Rodger the cabin boy.

3. The red in a properly cooked steak (rare/medium rare) isn't blood, it's myglobin
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 13:02:44 »

Gok wan wasn't a shoplifter after all
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 13:04:48 »

Adults know what they're doing.


Oh sweet innocent 10 year old Boydy how you were lied to.
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 13:06:06 »

At various points in my life hey're are many things that I've thought I've known which turn out to be bollocks.

Some examples

1. The Union Jack is for sea, the Union flag for land. Turns out they are interchangeable and were used so by the admiralty. "Jack" just referred to something that is smaller than usual. Flagstaff came late.

2. Captain pugwash didn't have characters called seamen stains and Rodger the cabin boy.

3. The red in a properly cooked steak (rare/medium rare) isn't blood, it's myglobin
Good examples. Myoglobin and haemoglobin are components of blood so that last one is probably partially true. The rumour that Maryln Manson had removed to perform self pleasuring was widespread but I expect a myth!
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 13:09:54 »

As I understood it myglobin is muddle protein and shouldn't be in blood!
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 13:18:43 »

As I understood it myglobin is muddle protein and shouldn't be in blood!
It is there, but generally in very small quantities with most residing inside muscle. Perhaps the cooking process releases a lot more as it does in rhabdomyolysis when people over-exercise and have mud brown urine and then renal failure.
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 13:32:36 »

Huckleberry Finn and Robin Hood were only fictional characters.
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 13:35:07 »

Masturbating makes you blind.

I don’t even wear glasses yet.
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 16:19:16 »

Who said that?
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 17:56:49 »

Gok wan wasn't a shoplifter after all

 
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 18:18:09 »

Sheena Easton was never in contention for the Swindon Town managers job…
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 18:18:19 »

Who said that?

It seems to have made this one a bit deaf  Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 18:57:11 »

A car with the registration LOMAS 1 has never been spotted at the County Ground in pre season or at any other time...
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 19:30:54 »

It’s going to rain if you see cows lying down.
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, July 19, 2025, 19:47:13 »

It’s going to rain if you see cows lying down.

Thought that was true & I'm nearly 63  Embarrassed
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