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« on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:07:24 »

Hi folks, a name from many years ago here. You may remember me? I was a young boy back in those days but I’ve decided to make a comeback all these years later now I’m fat, older and wiser!
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:08:18 »

2 out of 3 ain’t bad
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:08:30 »

 Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:10:22 »

Welcome back. Was it you who fell asleep on a train home from an away game and ended up at East Midlands Airport or somewhere similarly mad?
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:11:02 »

Thought I’d update you all. I’m now 42 years old, been a postman for near on 24 years now. I’m overweight, bald, single, live alone and probably a pervert if I’m honest. I still love the town and remember many of you from years ago
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:11:03 »

Birmingham Airport
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:12:39 »

Birmingham Airport

Great day
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:13:30 »

Tell the truth. You’ve come back now as you’ve just been released on licence.
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:14:59 »

Tell the truth. You’ve come back now as you’ve just been released on licence.

Do you know what? In the car yesterday I told my dad I was thinking about a comeback and he said tell them you have just been released 😂
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:21:27 »

So where you been🤔

Living my life and growing up. Just had a read of my old posts from over 15 years ago and cringed. I know I was young horny and desperate but fuck me. Any admin on here? I’d like to erase my youth
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:26:21 »

Welcome back and look forwards not backwards😁

Just realised I have my own fucking forum on here
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:27:26 »

Living my life and growing up. Just had a read of my old posts from over 15 years ago and cringed. I know I was young horny and desperate but fuck me. Any admin on here? I’d like to erase my youth
Half the stupid stuff I’ve done was after I was 42.
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:29:46 »

Half the stupid stuff I’ve done was after I was 42.

I still have the will to mate, but these days I would rather have a nice meal 🤣
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:30:06 »

Living my life and growing up. Just had a read of my old posts from over 15 years ago and cringed. I know I was young horny and desperate but fuck me. Any admin on here? I’d like to erase my youth

You cannot erase history, only learn from it. Welcome back.
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:30:56 »

I still have the will to mate, but these days I would rather have a nice meal 🤣
Depends what you’re eating!
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