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« on: Wednesday, December 20, 2023, 09:01:50 »

Under the current circumstances it seems we haven’t had a sufficient amount of these.
“The club’s going down the pan” etc.
I’m trying to think of one but I don’t want to faucet.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2023, 09:16:30 »

That’s plumbing the depths a bit. I’ll have to tap into my pun book.

Maybe our shower of shit will get 3 points this weekend.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2023, 09:33:56 »

Any aussie punnage for club personnel too. Tried some yesterday, couldn't really get any.

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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2023, 09:45:57 »

We have a wobble board
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2023, 09:51:14 »

I was going to say that Aussie plumber jokes are rather inappropriate right now, but decided to pipe down and go with the flow.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2023, 11:51:24 »

Head of security firm: Dolph Harris

Tie me Town End seats down sport!
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2023, 12:08:22 »

Any aussie punnage for club personnel too. Tried some yesterday, couldn't really get any.

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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2023, 12:13:00 »

I think Clem has already flushed us down the dunny Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2023, 12:13:28 »

Our accounts release date....do you know what it is yet?
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2023, 12:14:03 »

I think Clem has already flushed us down the dunny Cheesy

You great galah  Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2023, 12:15:42 »

You great galah  Smiley

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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2023, 12:17:00 »

Just remembered this legend  Cheesy

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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2023, 12:56:53 »

We have a wobble board

I actually like this a lot. When I first saw it I didn't have a clue but it's just dawned on me and I think it's clever! Kudos.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2023, 22:16:51 »

Having been drained over the years the club is going down the pipes….
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