Assuming that RHM is ill. Bloody McEachran
What's wrong with McEach? He did ok in a pretty shit/unmotivated side last season.
I hope we haven’t upset anyone by using white text on a red background for our graphic. Ironically the only difference between that and the one that was designed for us - is the lack of roundabout pattern in the background, you know the one we have on our shirt…
At the end of the day, the club were still cheeky cunts. If you want work done - then pay for it, don't be sly fuckers. Glad it's all sorted anyway...some people need to move on; both of the key parties seemingly have so not sure why it's still causing you enough issue to continue highlighting it DV...come on mannn. It's game day you cunt

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Anyway,
STFC 2 - 0 JASTFN {Just A Small Team From Nantwich}
Two bookings
McEachran and Wakeling to score
Great Western Reds/Jaybox to produce a surprise tifo and/or that says 'Sign JS-W now'
A Crewe fan spotted with a drum
Balti pies at HT go down well, except for a small outbreak of the shits from one concourse due to some timing issues
Minturn spotted with a plunger at FT after not getting any game time
RH-M sold to MKDoodles
Hutton deadline day exit gains traction after he is spotted wearing an 'I <3 STFC' tee under his footy shirt. Twitter goes into meltdown due to seeing it was drawn on with blue marker pen - prompting theories of a move to Gay Meadow for £95k. Scandalous but meaning Town can then bring in Tomlinson from Peterborough on loan

Oh and Austin to tweak a hammy. Henrik Ojamaa signs on an emergency loan with Etiënne Esajas completing Towns transfer business for the Summer.
Footballs back, great aint it
