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« on: Saturday, February 27, 2021, 21:21:46 » |
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Have any of you good looking chaps done any male escort work? What were your experiences? Did you use an agency?
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Nemo
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, February 27, 2021, 21:42:06 » |
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No idea, but make sure you put your Adver Calendar achievements on your CV.
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, February 27, 2021, 21:44:44 » |
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Ford Escort experience more likely on here
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, February 27, 2021, 21:58:59 » |
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I could make an agency.
I want a cut. 40%?
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, February 27, 2021, 22:02:26 » |
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I could make an agency.
I want a cut. 40%?
I think that's the grade of coke Ben snorts. |
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, February 27, 2021, 22:59:07 » |
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Ladies wouldn't pay you very much for this, looks like you'll never be a concert flautist.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, February 28, 2021, 10:56:08 » |
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Ladies wouldn't pay you very much for this, looks like you'll never be a concert flautist.
Unless of course you look like a young Bradd Pitt or Tom Cruise |
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, February 28, 2021, 11:27:49 » |
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Unless of course you look like a young Bradd Pitt or Tom Cruise
I have Tom Cruises hight and Brad Pitt’s knees, watch out ladies |
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Jimmy Quinn
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, February 28, 2021, 11:28:55 » |
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I have Tom Cruises hight and Brad Pitt’s knees, watch out ladies
Who do you model yourself on the other bits😀 |
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Miles Mayhem
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, February 28, 2021, 11:41:33 » |
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I’m glad you asked. Ryan Gosling lazy eyes, Ashton Kutchers webbed feet and Joaquin Phoenix cleft lip. I’m a huge fan of celebrities, as you can tell.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, February 28, 2021, 11:45:28 » |
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I have Telly Savalas's hair and John Candy's belly.
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Jimmy Quinn
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, February 28, 2021, 11:45:51 » |
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I’m glad you asked. Ryan Gosling lazy eyes, Ashton Kutchers webbed feet and Joaquin Phoenix cleft lip. I’m a huge fan of celebrities, as you can tell.
If the mae escort is unsuccessful how about trying to get on the undateables😀 |
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Miles Mayhem
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, February 28, 2021, 11:50:10 » |
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If the mae escort is unsuccessful how about trying to get on the undateables😀
Ladies love freaks mate. The more weird, the more you get your freak on. LL Miles Mayhem (LL is for ladies love) |
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, February 28, 2021, 11:57:35 » |
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Ladies love freaks mate. The more weird, the more you get your freak on. LL Miles Mayhem (LL is for ladies love)
I think you're right ladies do love freaks especially ones with money like peter crouch😀 |
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, February 28, 2021, 12:10:41 » |
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Ladies love freaks mate. The more weird, the more you get your freak on. LL Miles Mayhem (LL is for ladies love)
Who said he only wanted to escort for the ladies?  |
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