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He headed a football.
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« Reply #825 on: Saturday, May 9, 2020, 12:59:36 » |
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dodging dog walkers while cycling round coate
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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Jimmy Quinn
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The future is orange
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« Reply #826 on: Saturday, May 9, 2020, 13:06:23 » |
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Good work, sir!
I was wondering how you got your name  |
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sir windon
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« Reply #827 on: Saturday, May 9, 2020, 13:30:27 » |
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Cheering myself up by reliving this away day at C**y rom 33 years ago!
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Panda Paws
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« Reply #828 on: Saturday, May 9, 2020, 13:58:32 » |
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Doing our garden, weekend-by-weekend. Bought the house last summer and it's 90ft of shit mud, concrete and tree stumps.
Getting there though - built a raised bed today.
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« Reply #829 on: Saturday, May 9, 2020, 14:49:23 » |
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Wobbly Bob
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« Reply #830 on: Sunday, May 10, 2020, 07:58:39 » |
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Can picture surviving lockdown only to be mowed down by a lycra clad peloton in the brave new cyclist friendly world.
Shared paths will need lane markings but closing a few roads in and around town and city centres wouldn’t be a bad thing.
Cases of Path Rage in overcrowded cycle lanes with speeding, getting too close when slipstreaming, hogging the middle of the lane, undertaking, moaning about potholes and Sunday cyclists.
Should be good to see when walking along the hard shoulder, sorry footpath, next to the solid white line.
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My mind it ain't so open
That anything could crawl right in
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Batch
Not a Batch
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« Reply #831 on: Sunday, May 10, 2020, 08:07:16 » |
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the Lycra peleton don't use no cycle path
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Wobbly Bob
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« Reply #832 on: Sunday, May 10, 2020, 08:40:56 » |
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Remember the days on the way back from school at the same time as end of shift at Pressed Steel.
Everyone piled out on their bike, four abreast across the road. Used to call them the lemmings.
Long before lycra, when the only accessories were the trusty pair of cycle trouser clips.
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« Reply #833 on: Sunday, May 10, 2020, 09:42:38 » |
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dodging dog walkers while cycling round coate
Cyclist ( noun): see red/green blindness |
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ron dodgers
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shaddap your face
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« Reply #834 on: Sunday, May 10, 2020, 17:25:37 » |
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As the joke goes -
What do you buy so one you don't like ? - a boat
What do you buy someone you really don't like - a wooden boat
or do what my mate did and buy a concrete boat
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« Reply #835 on: Monday, May 11, 2020, 08:09:59 » |
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Nemo
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« Reply #836 on: Monday, May 11, 2020, 08:14:09 » |
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You know it's ridiculous when the highlights package contains nothing but goals and can't even keep in 90% of the buildup/celebrations.
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4D
That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #837 on: Monday, May 11, 2020, 18:00:17 » |
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Euro 96 England v Switzerland just kicking off on ITV 4  |
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Peter Venkman
Past glories motivate us when times are bleak.
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Perfection is not attainable
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« Reply #838 on: Monday, May 11, 2020, 18:06:16 » |
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Euro 96 England v Switzerland just kicking off on ITV 4 Awful game. Now England v Scotland and England v Netherlands would be well worth watching again. |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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4D
That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #839 on: Monday, May 11, 2020, 18:11:21 » |
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I thought the name Turkyilmaz rang a bell  Funnily enough I remember the Scotland and Dutch games. |
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