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« Reply #30 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 18:28:28 »

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scotland's first sporting triumph since errrrr when? i wasnt alive i dont think

Well we havent lost to Northern Ireland since 1974

Scotland beat england in the Aberdeen cup recently (tennis)

Beat france in the egg chasing a couple of weekends ago depspite being massive underdogs.

Scott Harrison.

Steven Hendry

Chris Hoy,

Christ england even stole one of our squash players as he was number 1 in the world!


not too bad for a country 1/11 the size of england!


and in more important sports when did scotland last play in a major football championship? when did scotland last win the six nations? and do you even have a cricket team? pretty shite for 5 million people really  Wink
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 18:29:13 »

Just saw his Girlfriend on the news cheering him on. Fuck me, what does she see in him! Mighty fine.
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« Reply #32 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 18:31:33 »

Massive celebrity and the potential to earn a shedload of money? Apart from that.....he has nice hair Cheesy
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 18:31:43 »

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Just saw his Girlfriend on the news cheering him on. Fuck me, what does she see in him! Mighty fine.


Perhaps the fact he is a professional sportsman and probably is minted already. Just a thought! :roll:
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 18:38:50 »

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Just saw his Girlfriend on the news cheering him on. Fuck me, what does she see in him! Mighty fine.


Perhaps the fact he is a professional sportsman and probably is minted already. Just a thought! :roll:


I bet she has to do all the work in bed though. I know I would say I had tennis elbow all the time if I were him  Tongue
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 18:43:37 »

Tennis Elbow = Glorified Wankers Cramp
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 18:44:46 »

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Tennis Elbow = Glorified Wankers Cramp


Exactly. You can't wank other people off, let alone yourself, if you have glorified wankers cramp.
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 18:51:12 »

Ace!......

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« Reply #38 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 20:58:42 »

Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy"
Quote from: "Rich"
scotland's first sporting triumph since errrrr when? i wasnt alive i dont think

Well we havent lost to Northern Ireland since 1974

Scotland beat england in the Aberdeen cup recently (tennis)

Beat france in the egg chasing a couple of weekends ago depspite being massive underdogs.

Scott Harrison.

Steven Hendry

Chris Hoy,

Christ england even stole one of our squash players as he was number 1 in the world!


not too bad for a country 1/11 the size of england!


You forgot to mention that Scotland beat England in the final of the 1943 Welly wanging competition.
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 21:04:59 »

Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy"
Quote from: "Rich"
scotland's first sporting triumph since errrrr when? i wasnt alive i dont think

Well we havent lost to Northern Ireland since 1974

Scotland beat england in the Aberdeen cup recently (tennis)

Beat france in the egg chasing a couple of weekends ago depspite being massive underdogs.

Scott Harrison.

Steven Hendry

Chris Hoy,

Christ england even stole one of our squash players as he was number 1 in the world!


not too bad for a country 1/11 the size of england!


You forgot to mention that Scotland beat England in the final of the 1943 Welly wanging competition.
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« Reply #40 on: Tuesday, February 21, 2006, 00:07:34 »

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scotland's first sporting triumph since errrrr when? i wasnt alive i dont think

Well we havent lost to Northern Ireland since 1974

Scotland beat england in the Aberdeen cup recently (tennis)

Beat france in the egg chasing a couple of weekends ago depspite being massive underdogs.

Scott Harrison.

Steven Hendry

Chris Hoy,

Christ england even stole one of our squash players as he was number 1 in the world!


not too bad for a country 1/11 the size of england!


and in more important sports when did scotland last play in a major football championship? when did scotland last win the six nations? and do you even have a cricket team? pretty shite for 5 million people really  Wink

1998, but we have stil lqualified for more world cup finals than england.
Not won the six nations, but did win the last ever 5 nations.
And yes we have a cricket team (unforetunately, as its just a game for upper class poofs on the time off from morris dancing) and they qualified for the world cup next year (despite having about 23 registered players!)
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
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« Reply #41 on: Tuesday, February 21, 2006, 00:18:58 »

Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
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Quote from: "Rich"
scotland's first sporting triumph since errrrr when? i wasnt alive i dont think

Well we havent lost to Northern Ireland since 1974

Scotland beat england in the Aberdeen cup recently (tennis)

Beat france in the egg chasing a couple of weekends ago depspite being massive underdogs.

Scott Harrison.

Steven Hendry

Chris Hoy,

Christ england even stole one of our squash players as he was number 1 in the world!


not too bad for a country 1/11 the size of england!


You forgot to mention that Scotland beat England in the final of the 1943 Welly wanging competition.

I remember it well! Our fans ripped up the firld in jubilation, and stole your 4-bar gate!

Ps changed your mobile number again yet spud!!!
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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« Reply #42 on: Tuesday, February 21, 2006, 05:58:01 »

Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy"
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Quote from: "Rich"
scotland's first sporting triumph since errrrr when? i wasnt alive i dont think

Well we havent lost to Northern Ireland since 1974

Scotland beat england in the Aberdeen cup recently (tennis)

Beat france in the egg chasing a couple of weekends ago depspite being massive underdogs.

Scott Harrison.

Steven Hendry

Chris Hoy,

Christ england even stole one of our squash players as he was number 1 in the world!


not too bad for a country 1/11 the size of england!


You forgot to mention that Scotland beat England in the final of the 1943 Welly wanging competition.

I remember it well! Our fans ripped up the firld in jubilation, and stole your 4-bar gate!

Ps changed your mobile number again yet spud!!!


Show's what a shit sporting nation Scotland is when all they can chat about is ripping down a Crossbar at Wembley, we could do that at Hampden but it wouldnt sell for fuck all on ebay.  Wink

Yes ive got a new number because i got my old phone back and i could only use an Orange sim card in it.
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« Reply #43 on: Sunday, February 26, 2006, 18:21:17 »

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scotland's first sporting triumph since errrrr when? i wasnt alive i dont think

Ohh so good to bring this back up after yesterday Beers    
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
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« Reply #44 on: Sunday, February 26, 2006, 18:35:54 »

I think Scotland have a real chance to win the six nations now. Their test will be against Ireland though.
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