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« Reply #30 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 06:27:07 » |
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I'm currently suffering with insomnia. I've just got to listen to Williams and guarantee a good nights coma. Going to record it too. No more sleepless nights.
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Sippo
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 07:24:18 » |
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You go for a shit, and you find out there's no toilet roll left.
What do you do?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Tails
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Git facked
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 08:28:58 » |
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You go for a shit, and you find out there's no toilet roll left.
What do you do?
This is a make or break question for me. |
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horlock07
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 08:45:47 » |
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You go for a shit, and you find out there's no toilet roll left.
What do you do?
More importantly do you wipe standing up or sitting down? |
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Abrahammer
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 08:51:58 » |
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You go for a shit, and you find out there's no toilet roll left.
What do you do?
End up having to go commando, a very liberating feeling |
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Batch
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 09:53:20 » |
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You go for a shit, and you find out there's no toilet roll left.
What do you do? embleton steps in as the right hand man? |
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 10:11:34 » |
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what happens if he's left handed?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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pauld
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 10:12:49 » |
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what happens if he's left handed?
In the modern age, players are expect to adapt and train to be able to use both feet, one would expect the same principle to apply to cone gatherers' duties also. |
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 14:08:23 » |
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I'd put his left hand into a bucket of concrete and force him into right handedness
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pauld
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 14:24:03 » |
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I'd put his left hand into a bucket of concrete and force him into right handedness
That could be a little uncomfortable in the wiping scenario, mind - the fisting to end all fistings  |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 14:28:17 » |
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That could be a little uncomfortable in the wiping scenario, mind - the fisting to end all fistings Just ouch! |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 14:31:19 » |
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There's always one that lowers the tone, this was a sophisticated discussion until PaulD came along.
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pauld
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 14:39:02 » |
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There's always one that lowers the tone, this was a sophisticated discussion until PaulD came along.
Happy to oblige |
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 14:44:56 » |
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You go for a shit, and you find out there's no toilet roll left.
What do you do?
Socks = emergency toilet paper Do I get the job? |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #44 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 14:46:08 » |
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Socks = emergency toilet paper
Do I get the job?
You willingly apply for a job to wipe Sippos arse with socks when there is no toilet paper? wow thats commitment...you are on your own.... |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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