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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 18:04:17 » |
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I don't know, I have someone to do that for me
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 18:50:04 » |
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I do a standing crouch to wipe.
Wet toilet wipes are an absolute must.
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 19:25:32 » |
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How does Captain Hook wipe his ass?
...very carefully
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 22:29:52 » |
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I don't. I wash properly with a hose thingy, you filthy fuckers.
That's awful. Do you dry your arse on the hand towel?  |
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Stirlingshire Reds
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, August 10, 2016, 08:53:11 » |
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I became a huge fan of the Thai Bum Gun when I was there. It was a revelation. I've never felt completely comfortable using only paper since that time (2003). Giving yourself a proper wash, with water, is always going to be so much better.
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Amir
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, August 10, 2016, 09:13:37 » |
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That's awful. Do you dry your arse on the hand towel? No, with toilet paper. |
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, August 10, 2016, 10:14:52 » |
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Doesn't the water jet just blast nuggets down your legs?
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, August 10, 2016, 12:26:38 » |
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Doesn't the water jet just blast nuggets down your legs?
Not if you're sat down and aim properly. Then standing up to wipe the water from the now pristine bottom  |
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, August 10, 2016, 17:34:36 » |
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Bloody hell this is getting as close as the referendum, the fact that there are alternative options has been a right eye opener - I thought the way I did it was the way everyone did that's 40+ years of assumption gone out the window!
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, August 10, 2016, 20:38:32 » |
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Bloody hell this is getting as close as the referendum, the fact that there are alternative options has been a right eye opener - I thought the way I did it was the way everyone did that's 40+ years of assumption gone out the window! ditto..standing up.. really... next you'll be saying that you don't do the poor man's bidet - flush while sitting down  |
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, August 12, 2016, 13:20:44 » |
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ditto..standing up.. really... next you'll be saying that you don't do the poor man's bidet - flush while sitting down Woah woah woah, that's opened a whole new front! Looking like a win for the standers up then? |
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