Hippie crack

[Bob's Orange]

More people die from taking selfies

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/11881900/More-people-have-died-by-taking-selfies-this-year-than-by-shark-attacks.html

People that take selfies with one of those bloody stick things should be fucking beaten to death with it.

[Panda Paws]

Jeremy Balmy - role model? Jeeeez.

The reaction to this whole thing is so fucking tin-pot and cringeworthy it's unbelievable. There again, the reaction to most things STFC-related seems to be bizarrely OTT and cringeworthy at the moment.

Fuck it, shoot them all - it's the least they deserve.

[ronnie21]

You made the Daily Mail

http://dailym.ai/1q8ZIrL

Friday statement coming up, Daily Mail now banned from ground!

[Tails]

Jeremy Balmy - role model? Jeeeez.

The reaction to this whole thing is so fucking tin-pot and cringeworthy it's unbelievable. There again, the reaction to most things STFC-related seems to be bizarrely OTT and cringeworthy at the moment.

Fuck it, shoot them all - it's the least they deserve.

Your reaction to the reaction is a bit OTT IMO.

[Bob's Orange]

it's that sort of attitude that leads to their deaths. Tut tut...

That forced me to read the article. I had to cringe at the safe selfie tips under the article.



    Keep your wits about you and try to take the picture on steady ground
    Do not under any circumstance pose with loaded guns
    Don't pose with, or near, dangerous animals
    Don't take selfies while operating heavy machinery
    Don't climb electrical pylons or trains
    If you are in a situation where you need to be alert and pay attention, don't take a selfie
    Stop being an utter cunt by taking selfies. 

[Arriba]

That forced me to read the article. I had to cringe at the safe selfie tips under the article.



    Keep your wits about you and try to take the picture on steady ground
    Do not under any circumstance pose with loaded guns
    Don't pose with, or near, dangerous animals
    Don't take selfies while operating heavy machinery
    Don't climb electrical pylons or trains
    If you are in a situation where you need to be alert and pay attention, don't take a selfie
    Stop being an utter cunt by taking selfies.  

Should come with a government health warning. Kept under counters in shops etc.
My Mrs bought one which brought shame  upon the family.

[RobertT]

Are we suggesting there may be evidence that they massively increased their risk of self harm by using a selfie stick to film this shocking episode?  Dear god, I bet the left some chips in fat on the hob as well.

[Reg Smeeton]

I'm with DRS, we're supposed to be a family club....get rid.

[SuggWillSugg MBE]

They've been suspended.

http://www.swindontownfc.co.uk/news/article/club-statement-trio-suspended-3047755.aspx

[Tails]

That's us even more fucked for Bradford then!

[tans]

Under 6 squad on saturday

[JoeMezz]

Would play a back 4 of Turnbull, JSW, Branco and Thompson Saturday

[horlock07]

More of a roll model in that case.

If i am honest more of a steak bake man (although not in the terms relating to steak bake and the urban dictionary!)

[pauld]

It's a good job the club stepped in before the moral corruption spread to this evening's Junior Reds' end of season party. Imagine the damage rogue role models could do there, passing round their hippie crack pipes as the innocents looked on, agog.

[Red Frog]

The bench will be a laugh.