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« on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 19:54:10 »

coming home from tranmere today with Ralphy and was approaching a roundabout.

for some reason Ralphy thought he was on a duel carraigeway and pulls onto the otherside of the road. :shock:
i said "i'm sure this isn't a duel carraigeway" when out of no where a fucking car is right in front of us. but calm as you like we pulled in and started laughing. the other car slamed his brakes on and the bloke shit himself.

good job we wasn't going fast
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 19:54:39 »

Cunt !  
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 19:56:51 »

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coming home from tranmere today with Ralphy and was approaching a roundabout.

for some reason Ralphy thought he was on a duel carraigeway and pulls onto the otherside of the road. :shock:
i said "i'm sure this isn't a duel carraigeway" when out of no where a fucking car is right in front of us. but calm as you like we pulled in and started laughing. the other car slamed his brakes on and the bloke shit himself.

good job we wasn't going fast


Ralphy, are you a woman in disguise? Sounds like it from your driving!! Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 19:58:02 »

I was exhausted and i'm full of cold, lack of concentration  Shocked
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 19:59:30 »

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I was exhausted and i'm full of cold, lack of concentration  Shocked


Everyone I know but me is full of cold! It'll be just typical that I fucking get ill next week when I am in Prague! :?
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the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 20:00:54 »

was funny though
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 20:02:43 »

I did say I was a bit wary of your driving, it seems I was right  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 20:11:41 »

I'm a steady, careful driver Sonic!

I've never had an accident in 7 years!

I was just tired and groggy.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 20:13:57 »

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I've never had an accident in 7 years!

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That's what they all say. Till the first one.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #9 on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 20:16:19 »

Yes but i'm getting tarred as a bad driver now  :evil:

Magic i suggest you tell them i'm a safe driver, i never go above 75-80 on the motorway.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 20:17:43 »

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 i never go above 75-80 on the motorway.


That's what they all say too.  Soapy Tit Wank
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 20:18:49 »

Fine i'm a hooligan then  :-))(
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 20:19:47 »

drive like my mother, you fucking drive like my mother

 Wink  Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 20:20:41 »

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 i never go above 75-80 on the motorway.


That's what they all say too.  Soapy Tit Wank


your spot on there.

for a guy with a type r he sat at 75 - 80 all the way up and back.
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, August 29, 2005, 20:24:45 »

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 i never go above 75-80 on the motorway.


That's what they all say too.  Soapy Tit Wank


your spot on there.

for a guy with a type r he sat at 75 - 80 all the way up and back.


That's probably because of the ridiculously bad fuel consumption!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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