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« on: Monday, February 22, 2016, 19:17:33 »

Heavy clay and a piss wet winter has left a sea of sludge in my back garden.

Thinking of putting down fake grass.

Anybody know anyone local?

Tips and abuse welcome.
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, February 22, 2016, 19:23:46 »

Plastic cunt.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, February 22, 2016, 19:39:33 »

Bought smallish amount from these. Get the free samples to judge. Looked simple to lay but I fucked it up big time.

Gets stained with dog piss.

Still better than mud, mind!

http://www.lazylawn.co.uk/swindon.html
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, February 22, 2016, 19:59:29 »

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« Reply #4 on: Monday, February 22, 2016, 20:00:36 »

Bought smallish amount from these. Get the free samples to judge. Looked simple to lay but I fucked it up big time.

Gets stained with dog piss.

Still better than mud, mind!

http://www.lazylawn.co.uk/swindon.html

I would need it fitted...as Clint Eastwood says....Man has to know his limitations...
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, February 22, 2016, 20:38:44 »

I would need it fitted...as Clint Eastwood says....Man has to know his limitations...
www.swindonlandscaping.co.uk/
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, February 23, 2016, 13:27:44 »

Just concrete it and paint it green. Or, put gravel down.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, February 23, 2016, 13:30:06 »

Sounds like you are halfway to a pool, just dig a bigger hole, go the whole hog.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, February 23, 2016, 14:15:11 »

 :girlgiggle:I remember a newspaper article about some chap who spent a few Łk on artificial lawn. The next day pikeys rolled it all up and nicked it. Let me know when you have it finished
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, February 23, 2016, 15:48:56 »

Haha are you the person who keeps asking on shout out Calne??
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, February 23, 2016, 17:17:47 »

Heavy clay and a piss wet winter has left a sea of sludge in my back garden.

Thinking of putting down fake grass.

Anybody know anyone local?

Tips and abuse welcome.
spent an arm and a leg on grass seed and moss killer last year, only to have the same issue as you now.
Looks like im going to have get a new lawn.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, February 23, 2016, 18:19:38 »

A lot of us are in the same position.  The winter has been exceptionally wet and mild, so lawns are generally in a shocking state at the moment.  If you don't want the hassle of dealing with your moss and reseeding the bare areas in the spring, then an artificial solution is probably for you.  Personally, I'm happy to deal with this as part of my annual springtime 'to do' list.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, February 23, 2016, 18:50:06 »

Yes JFW that's me...   Want somebody local if possible.

Only asked once though!

Thanks to all tipsters.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, February 23, 2016, 20:23:39 »

If you want local to Calne then try Lintern Landscapes. Rob's a good guy.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, February 23, 2016, 20:41:09 »

We have a man who comes over and does weird stuff to our lawn and treats it and things - he's from Calne so I'll ask my husband who he is
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