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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, December 29, 2015, 22:15:52 » |
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I am guilty of using "the boyfriend" occasionally but it's usually when I'm saying something disparaging about the twat angel. Most of the time I just call him my boyfriend.
I'm genuinely scared of mumsnet, even the name sends shivers down my spine. It just makes me picture some woman bashing away an Ofcom complaint about Coronation Street, dribbling over a Bake Off contestant whilst simultaneously shouting "UNLESS YOU HAVE KIDS, YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND"
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, December 29, 2015, 23:10:13 » |
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Hahaha I remember reading that at the time, Thanks for reminding me of it  Ah, the romance.. *waits for a similar TEF thread* |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 07:20:27 » |
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Wait, not everyone has a penis beaker?
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 08:58:35 » |
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A mate of mine often spoke about his 'wanking robe', an old dressing gown that he wore during the act of self-pleasure and cleaned up with/on. Always assumed it was a joke until his girlfriend at the time confirmed it...
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 09:03:48 » |
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Wait, not everyone has a penis beaker?
A penis tankard? |
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 12:33:44 » |
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Wait, not everyone has a penis beaker?
A penis tankard? a yard of penis |
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 12:41:32 » |
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I lurk on mumsnet sometimes. Very much like here.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 12:41:47 » |
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A penis tankard?
a yard of penis
Yeah right Batch... I could only just about manage half a yard   |
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 13:00:13 » |
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I've got a mate a work who admits to wanking in the lorries and wiping his cock on the curtains after.
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 13:25:54 » |
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I've got a mate a work who admits to wanking in the lorries and wiping his cock on the curtains after.
A mate of mind used to work, many years ago when he was a student, in a warehouse in witney during the summer - he used to state that he could normally fit 4-5 wanks in on a good day at work! |
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 13:26:30 » |
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nozzzza?
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 13:29:19 » |
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That's fucking hilarious. 'Plunges his knob into a bucket'  |
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 18:37:16 » |
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Well this thread has turned into Karma, no? It starts talking about female spouses and ends up with wanking prowess. It says a lot about the state of marital sexual relations I think  |
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