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« Reply #15 on: Monday, December 28, 2015, 18:10:20 »

This should be in the Trivial Things Unlike thread, but why does anyone call their female spouse "the wife"? I absolutely hate it, I dunno if the respective partners mind and don't care anyway to be honest.

It just grates with me. It is like "the sink", the "Hoover", the "dog shit bags".

Possessive and 'orrible.

It annoys me too. I think as well as the feminist angle it just sounds odd. The word "wife" has a bit of a weird ring to it, I dunno.

It's not as bad as "her indoors" mind  Suicide
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, December 28, 2015, 18:24:38 »

swmbo?
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, December 28, 2015, 18:44:30 »

swmbo?

Talk like that belongs in the bedroom only
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, December 28, 2015, 18:49:36 »

[talktalk]I'll check my diary and and get back to you[/talktalk]
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, December 28, 2015, 18:52:32 »

 
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, December 28, 2015, 23:08:02 »

Haha, nah, it's a mk4 and a petrol. It's been neglected, its a second car which hasn't been used but the missus is moaning at me to get it done so we at least know if we need to get another cheap run around.

What about this one, Ells?
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, December 28, 2015, 23:11:08 »

The ball and chain?
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, December 28, 2015, 23:13:09 »

Do women have anything similar?

I suppose they do.

"That cunt"
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, December 28, 2015, 23:19:55 »

The fella
My bloke
My man
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, December 28, 2015, 23:25:11 »

"Hubby"?

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« Reply #26 on: Monday, December 28, 2015, 23:27:20 »

"Hubby"?


Oh that one is horrible.
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, December 29, 2015, 09:28:00 »

DH on mumsnet. that place is full of weirdos that speak in of acronyms. the wife's friend used to moderate on there.

Darling Husband in case you wondered
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, December 29, 2015, 13:10:00 »

One that really pisses me off is when women refer to other half as "the boy" - usually seems to be in younger couples.

"This one" really grinds my gears as well "German Christmas market with this one" accompanied by picture(s) of two colossal bellends.
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, December 29, 2015, 13:21:09 »

"This one" really grinds my gears as well "German Christmas market with this one" accompanied by picture(s) of two colossal bellends.

Amen to that.

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