Dostoyevsky
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« on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:15:00 » |
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I would like an appreciation thread for donkeys.
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Dostoyevsky
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:18:51 » |
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All they do us serve us ungrateful bastards, carrying all our gear around, never complaining. They are caught in the Middle East conflict and nobody gives them them the time of day.
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Dostoyevsky
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:21:05 » |
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Imagine that, and we complain when they have a kick at us
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:23:40 » |
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Goodness me, they are beautiful creatures, and they never get time off from our cruelty
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Dostoyevsky
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:27:24 » |
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Donkeys are loyal, don't hit them with a stick, how the hell are they supposed to know what you want, all they want is to be free
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:36:13 » |
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Many of them are pissed off and they look very sad. Enough is enough. They need some time off
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Amir
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:42:22 » |
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The best headline I ever saw on teletext was 'Donkey bite boy loses penis'. Must've looked like a carrot.
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Amir
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:44:53 » |
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When I was in Jordan, a man went past riding a donkey, hitting it with a stick to make it go faster. My guide said, 'there goes an animal, riding a donkey.'
Then he kicked a cat up the arse. Everyone hates cats.
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:55:41 » |
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Hi Amir,
I like cats, I understand they can be annoying, but let's not hate on them. They have an important job
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Amir
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 04:24:20 » |
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I love cats really. I was hoping to draw some comments from the anti-cat community, then pounce on them.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 07:12:08 » |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 12:39:46 » |
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Best thread ever
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 12:45:06 » |
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I'm usually the anti-pedant, but the thread title is winding me up. I don't care if he was drunk/mental/attention seeking.
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SuggWillSugg MBE
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 12:54:56 » |
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, November 7, 2015, 13:00:38 » |
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I'm usually the anti-pedant, but the thread title is winding me up. I don't care if he was drunk/mental/attention seeking.
Fixed, it was making my teeth itch as well. |
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