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kerry red

« on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 07:32:00 »

Anyone had one?

I really fancy the idea of being completely flushed out and my digestive system starting from scratch.

I'm sure I've still got a piece of 1982 pepperoni pizza in there somewhere.
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 07:43:00 »

Had a colonoscopy, try it, its ace!

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« Reply #2 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 07:50:53 »

Had a colonoscopy, try it, its ace!

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Those pre colonoscopy enemas are something else. Movicol IIRC, think I lost 2 stone in 24 hours Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 07:58:55 »

Never been so hungry as i was after those 24 hours.

Even shat meself on the way to the hospital
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 08:22:47 »

buy a super soaker and shoot yourself up the arse,, £20 tops

seems a bloody odd thing to want to do to me
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 08:30:19 »



seems a bloody odd thing to want to do to me

I don't think he has shown any indication of wanting to do it to you?
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 08:38:53 »

I don't think he has shown any indication of wanting to do it to you?
Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 08:58:17 »

I don't think he has shown any indication of wanting to do it to you?

 
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 09:02:17 »

doh!
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 09:25:20 »

Have you tried drinking rough cider?
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 09:28:34 »

GWH are doing a BOGOF deal at the moment, take the Mrs along, it'll be a fun day  in.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 10:30:48 »

You could provide a live 'matchday feed' on here while it's happening.

It would be great.  Go for it!
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 10:43:10 »

doh!
Have you tried drinking rough cider?
Or a glass or two of Arkells!
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 10:51:42 »

You could provide a live 'matchday feed' on here while it's happening.

It would be great.  Go for it!

Glad you said feed and not live stream Smiley
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 12:09:48 »

Those pre colonoscopy enemas are something else. Movicol IIRC, think I lost 2 stone in 24 hours Cheesy

If you have a spare bit of time, read this absolutely fantastic thread from singletrack forum-

Agent Picolax

I was crying with laughter at times Cheesy
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