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« on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 09:26:05 » |
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Whilst I wouldn't want to get in the way of the officially sanctioned Friday Quiz, the below came across my desk and I thought it would keep you occupied for 5 minutes.
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child's name?
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ...what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer ....How is this possible?
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. .. Why not?
8. What was the President 's Name...in 1975?
9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say,... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, ....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
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Sippo
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 09:27:20 » |
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1. Johnny
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 09:30:31 » |
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Johnny
Meat
Everest
None
Incorrectly
Billy lives in the southern hemisphere
You need a camera
Jimmy carter
Second
Neither, it is yellow
Nine?
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kerry red
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 09:31:32 » |
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5. Incorrectly
11. One
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 09:46:55 » |
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Still one not correctly answered...
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Nemo
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 09:48:06 » |
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8. Barack Hussein Obama. He was 14.
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Flashheart
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 09:49:13 » |
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the president's name in 1975 was Barack Obama (assuming we're talking about the US presiden)
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Flashheart
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 09:49:41 » |
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They were a bit easy.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 09:51:35 » |
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They were a bit easy.
Hence why I said it was a 5 minute break until the Official Quiz is released! |
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 10:09:57 » |
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It doesn't actually state "US" president, so could be one of many world leaders.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 10:10:55 » |
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Its blatantly an American quiz given there is a clerk in a butcher's shop and he is wearing 'sneakers'!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Red Frog
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 10:18:00 » |
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In the hilarious spirit of this quiz, shouldn't the answer to 9 be: sitting in front of your computer?
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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