Sherlock Manatees last stand.

[flammableBen]

"Does the Tef even matter any more?"
He asked with a cry and a roar!
Those washbag guys are doing well,
they support the same team, it's all swell.

But then they got cross,
we stole from them, like a bad Jonathon Ross.
Don't link their picture, link their page,
or they get grumpy like a man of old age.

They're jumped up fuckers, we have truckers,
and fans who are fans and girls. ( who are girls)
And Manatees, which is what you want to see,  you fuckers.

They don't get their advertising, which makes them cross.
I moderated here free of charge for years, with no advertising, that makes me Be.

[flammableBen]

Sherlock didn't know what to do,
they were friends of me,
and friends of you.
So with some glee,
he took his pen,
and wrote about Sherlock Manatee!

[flammableBen]

And there it was, the perfect crime,
Stefani Miglioranzi was covered in slime.
Where did it come from?
Probably from your bum,
He was quite a sexy player,
Like a south amarican,

[flammableBen]

He gave him up for dead,
Manatee's best friend Fred.
Fred was a squid, who'd lend you a quid, if you desperate.
He'd charge you interest.
Interest through listening to his stories.
Thirty episodes of a pub based Jackanory.

[flammableBen]

Fred didn't need no uptown funk,
He had his spiked up tentacles,
a squid like punk.
But he got all the luck,
A show man with his testicles,
Literally didn't give a fuck.
Blah blah blah testicles.

[flammableBen]

But then Fred had killed a man,
killed a man called Sam.
And Sherlock Manatee had to track him down,
Track him down to funky town.

[flammableBen]

Or was it a case of mistaken identity?
The only witness was Gary Stanley.
Was the squid a hero or atrocious,
maybe he'd turn out to be an Octopus.
Play me head burn scouts Toby! A magic Bus.

[suttonred]

Pint of what he had please Landlord.

[Nemo]

Find out next week on The Surprising Adventures of Me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

[Costanza]

Clearly, this thread has travelled back to that ancient/mythical time and age, 2006 A.D.

Toumani Diagouraga is a great name, sign him permenently.

Chris McPhee could do a job.

Ashan Holgate is the future, those dreads.

[Simon Pieman]

I listen to their story, they listen to my comments, and then I pocket my fee

[Reg Smeeton]

 The washbag must be green, not with that mould that accumulates if you neglect them, but envy that they can't inspire such writing....McGonagall would be proud.

[flammableBen]

There was going to be some sort if plot to my rhyme. But then I polished off the 2nd bottle of leftover Xmas port.

[ron dodgers]

aah - you should have had some cheese as well; a beautiful nutty molten Brie on some delightful oat biscuits - feed the muse.

[Red Frog]

Someone buy fb some more port. We need his special brand of bollocks back here.