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kerry red

« on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 10:18:05 »

Any (sensible) ideas for Mrs Audrey's b'day present.

Oh, it's tomorrow
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 10:20:01 »

Dick in a box
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kerry red

« Reply #2 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 10:39:31 »

That would be me - dead!
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 12:14:23 »

6 game match tickets?
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 15:04:08 »

Couldn't you combine it with her Christmas present?
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 15:16:53 »

new kettle
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Flashheart

« Reply #6 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 15:31:00 »

An iron, and maybe some oven gloves.
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kerry red

« Reply #7 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 15:37:07 »

Couldn't you combine it with her Christmas present?
Tried that - never again.

I'm sorted now.

Took FH's advice
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 15:46:50 »

Really?   Suicide
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 18:47:26 »

My mrs wanted chopping boards, so one year I bought her some for christmas. That went down so well, she burst into  tears.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 18:48:31 »

my brother in law bought my sister a new dyson for christmas.
she reacted with tears as well, but still uses it
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 20:02:07 »

my brother in law bought my sister a new dyson for christmas.
she reacted with tears as well, but still uses it

Hypocrite.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 20:30:30 »

I just tell the Mrs to buy something she wants and give her my bank card to get it.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 21:58:11 »

Hypocrite.
hahaha i did think of putting that at the end of my post
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, December 6, 2014, 09:06:09 »

my brother in law bought my sister a new dyson for christmas.
she reacted with tears as well, but still uses it

Not as good as the sewing machine he bought her.
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