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kerry red

« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2014, 10:45:47 »

Well, I'm flummoxed.

Stench still there and appears to be in the passenger side footwell.

Taken the carpet out for a wash.

Whatever it is/was it wasn't there when I parked up last night.

Perhaps I've pissed someone off
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2014, 11:00:39 »

Well, I'm flummoxed.

Stench still there and appears to be in the passenger side footwell.

Taken the carpet out for a wash.

Whatever it is/was it wasn't there when I parked up last night.

Perhaps I've pissed someone off

Mrs Audrey? Or probably Bernard to you.
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2014, 11:06:30 »

Saint  Bernard by the smell
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2014, 12:14:34 »

Incontinence and dementia are both common in old age. You've just pissed yourself in your car and forgotten about it. Probably find you've shit in the wardrobe as well.
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kerry red

« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2014, 12:24:39 »

I've already discounted myself as the source as I asked myself and I said it wasn't me.

I have no reason to disbelieve myself.

It's not dog, rabbit or human piss as I am familiar with these.

Cat, rat and giraffe not so much.
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2014, 12:31:14 »

Surely you would have noticed if you had been sharing your car with a giraffe? It would have asked to have a window open so it could stick its' neck out.

This thread is becoming more and more surreal.  Only a matter of time before a mod steps in.
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2014, 12:54:27 »

Can I just say: manatee?
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2014, 13:51:17 »

Probably an Ocelot, I'd be careful, they can be nasty.
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2014, 15:54:59 »

Probably an Ocelot, I'd be careful, they can be nasty.

This made me laugh, alot. Good work!
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2014, 18:12:43 »

Heat exchange leaking?
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kerry red

« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2014, 18:47:01 »

On further inspection, it may well have been me after all.

Walked the dogs and I think I ended up with shite on me shoes.

Didn't smell like any shite I know of, though
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2014, 18:50:19 »

Bullshit?
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2014, 19:08:58 »

Being on this forum I should know what that smells like
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2014, 19:45:07 »

On the subject of stenches, anyone know how Bath got on?
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, October 1, 2014, 06:47:57 »

Probably an Ocelot, I'd be careful, they can be nasty.
Those fox-eared assholes.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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