Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Down
Print
Author Topic: My Penis and I  (Read 3271 times)
yeo

Offline Offline

Posts: 3651





Ignore
« Reply #15 on: Monday, August 22, 2005, 22:40:32 »

A bit to quick to deny that Johno Yes
Logged

/
W56196272
Ralphy

Offline Offline

Posts: 14190





Ignore
« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 07:19:41 »

You can tell who has a small cock, they allways queue for a cubicle when there are 12 urinals free  
Logged
walrus

Offline Offline

Posts: 4228





Ignore
« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 08:12:06 »

Quote from: "Ralphy"
You can tell who has a small cock, they allways queue for a cubicle when there are 12 urinals free  


But what if you want a shit?  It's a bit unhygenic to shit in a urinal, although I have seen it done...   :|
Logged
Ralphy

Offline Offline

Posts: 14190





Ignore
« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 08:17:15 »

Quote from: "Walrus"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
You can tell who has a small cock, they allways queue for a cubicle when there are 12 urinals free  


But what if you want a shit?  It's a bit unhygenic to shit in a urinal, although I have seen it done...   :|


Yes but there are people who have no intention of taking a shit they just have a very small cock.
Logged
Johno

Offline Offline

Posts: 5927




Ignore
« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 08:24:02 »

Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
A bit to quick to deny that Johno Yes


thats so no one makes any suggestions rabbi yeovil.
Logged
Ben Wah Balls

Offline Offline

Posts: 5972




Ignore
« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 12:59:57 »

If a guy has small hands then it's got to be pretty certain he's got a small cock.
Logged
Ralphy

Offline Offline

Posts: 14190





Ignore
« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 13:06:37 »

Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
If a guy has small hands then it's got to be pretty certain he's got a small cock.


Not true.

My hands are small but my member is average i'd say  Smiley
Logged
magicroundabout
Fanta Pants

Offline Offline

Posts: 8786




Ignore
« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 13:21:49 »

Quote

My hands are small but my member is average i'd say


you been measuring again Ralphy,
http://www.cockrule.com/
Logged

Ralphy

Offline Offline

Posts: 14190





Ignore
« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 13:30:25 »

I know what is small and what isn't  Wink
Logged
magicroundabout
Fanta Pants

Offline Offline

Posts: 8786




Ignore
« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 13:41:35 »

Quote from: "Ralphy"
I know what is small and what isn't  Wink


and you now expect me to share a lift with you to Tranmere :shock:

i best not get drunk and fall asleep
Logged

Ralphy

Offline Offline

Posts: 14190





Ignore
« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 13:52:45 »



You have small feet anyway  
Logged
reeves4england

Online Online

Posts: 16128


We'll never die!




Ignore
« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 21:26:33 »

I can honestly say I have never queued for a cubicle in my life! FACT!
Logged
walrus

Offline Offline

Posts: 4228





Ignore
« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 23:13:32 »

But I only have size 9 feet....  Oh wait the formula fits...

Ooops

Don't worry lads, the mullet is going in under a month.  You can fucking change my tagline then too.  Missus can you fuck off....  Thankyou.  Shit I'm in trouble now.  FACK!  There was a shag in offering tonight too....  Bugger you townend.  South Coast Reds Taking It Up The Shitter, Costing Heterosexual Men a Shag  :|
Logged
Johno

Offline Offline

Posts: 5927




Ignore
« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, August 24, 2005, 09:56:24 »

okay then. unlucky!
Logged
walrus

Offline Offline

Posts: 4228





Ignore
« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, August 24, 2005, 10:14:08 »

Ahem....  Must stop drinking.  Don't worry, it didn't...   :|
Logged
Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Up
Print
Jump to: