Adver News: Cooper: ‘We eat with a knife and fork’

[News Monkey]

Cooper: ‘We eat with a knife and fork’
           
           


  PREMIER League clubs will be encouraged to send their young starlets to Swindon Town because “they’re going to eat with a knife and fork and not scrape their food off the floorâ€�.

           

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[Super Hans]

Mind. Blown.

[Nemo]

FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN WE HAVE SOME FOOTBALL NOW

[wheretherealredsare]

Son of Cantona!

[kerry red]

My hovercraft is full of eels

[Reg Smeeton]

I trust we don't put our elbows on the table, and tilt the soup bowl away and spoon away also...I heard that the straw which broke the camel's back with Ranger was his persistent failure to place his fork tines down on finishing his repast.

[sonicyouth]

My hovercraft is full of eels

Luftputefartøyet mitt er fullt av ål.