¿Dónde_está lá sexy babes?

Spanish manager Bogus Dave was in buoyant mood following the Draw for the 2014 SWC.

"I've seen the draw, and I've got little in the way of any real concerns" the Ginger Lothario informed the throng of press hanging on his every word. "The Clog trotters have potential, but I have my doubts over their manager. He's controversial, a bit of a diva, and I think a bad start can see him Crumble."

When pressed on his other Group Rivals Señor Bogus was fearful of the Chileans "I had that mob in 2010. I'd like to see them do well, our fellow spanish senoritas. Though I will not fear to play the nationality card should the situation require it, I feel they're our real competition in this group stage." The Australian competition were labelled as "a bunch of Melanoma ridden barbie dolls and a Minogue sister".

"¿Dónde_está lá sexy babes? They Esta in España"