Everybody likes a good dicking...

[Talk Talk]

...says Hayward, the English manager of the Dutch WCS team.

"I'm all for a good dicking. I was hoping it was part of the recruitment process for the prospective team members but unfortunately that doesn't look very likely.

"However, what I am certain of is that that Flash git, that Wooooooooooooooooooooly bloke and that Dave imposter will be getting a bloody good dicking in the group stages."

NOTE: The Netherlands are currently running at 1/2 to take the group.