Ignorance is bliss

[@MacPhlea]

One of my first jobs was doing furniture deliveries for debenhams. The kiddy who used to be the drivers mate wasn't quite all there so the other lads in the warehouse told him I was easy to beat at scissor, paper,  stone, because whenever I did 'stone' my face would twitch.  Of course, it wasn't true but when we were on the road an driving through a built up area I would get him to play the game and then at the right moment have a twitch and put up 'stone'... Of course he'd put up his hand really high like a high five paper sign and laugh like a made man.. What he didn't realise was that I would only do rock when when I wanted to thank another motorist - they in turn put their hand up with a rather disturbed look..

[THE FLASH]

She's 65 now, so i'm guessing not as great as she did 40 years ago.
To be fair, most women who have plastic surgery look fucking hideous, she actually looks great for 65, even with work done, I would.

It's quite clear to me that Cooper is to blame.

[Honkytonk]

It's quite clear to me that Cooper is to blame.

This needs to be in your signature somewhere...

[sonicyouth]

It's quite clear to me that Cooper is to blame.