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flammableBen

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« on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:04:20 »

I'm going to call every adult I see wearing an England shirt a Cock.

St. George was all about truth and honesty and dragons.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:06:50 »

Is this the new name for news monkey?
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:09:46 »

Yeah, he's gone to work for the adver and needs a filler piece.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:16:31 »

I'm going to call every adult I see wearing an England shirt a Cock.

St. George was all about truth and honesty and dragons.
St Troy is all about the big booty bitches.
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton

We travel over England
And one day Europe too

Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:19:25 »

 Horse  I'm going to find me a corpulent horse, and ride it down to the Glue Pot.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:28:43 »

Horse  I'm going to find me a corpulent horse, and ride it down to the Glue Pot.

How romantic
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:36:22 »

How romantic

Romance is my middle name....well actually it's Bosanquet.
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Sir Pissalot

« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:42:29 »

St Troy is all about the big booty bitches.

Yeah, he likes a lotta junk in da trunk!
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fatbasher

« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:49:02 »

Romance is my middle name....well actually it's Bosanquet.

maybe lost on someone under 45
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 10:20:54 »

I'm going to demand justice for the innocent dragons brutally slaughtered.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 10:26:00 »

The dragon is just a metaphor for Wetherspoons banning people in England shirts. Political Correctness gone mad.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 10:40:29 »

One of my colleagues is wearing cufflinks with the St George cross on them. I should ask him if he's Georgian.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 10:46:37 »

One of my colleagues is wearing cufflinks with the St George cross on them. I should ask him if he's Georgian.

Put in a complaint. He's probably racist.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 12:25:16 »

Idris the dragon is banned?
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 12:34:25 »

By leaving the country. At 4pm.
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