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« Reply #1275 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 10:46:07 »

You know what you have to do.
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« Reply #1276 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 11:00:24 »

You know what you have to do.
Unfortunately our living room won't allow it, I have the biggest desk we can fit in and also have a printer, Subwoofer and E-ATX tower on it already!
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« Reply #1277 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 11:20:00 »

I'm using a 42inch telly as my second 'monitor'. What do I win?
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« Reply #1278 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 11:23:00 »

Unfortunately our living room won't allow it, I have the biggest desk we can fit in and also have a printer, Subwoofer and E-ATX tower on it already!

Then you need a bigger living room!
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« Reply #1279 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 11:46:36 »

yeah well my dick is fucking massive
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« Reply #1280 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 11:53:16 »

I'm using a 42inch telly as my second 'monitor'. What do I win?
My 2nd monitor is my 50" LG TV :p
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« Reply #1281 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 11:55:40 »

My 2nd monitor is my 50" LG TV :p

Ditto, so the answer to sipie is nothing!
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« Reply #1282 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 12:38:15 »

My 2nd monitor is my 50" LG TV :p

I trump that with a 55" LG  Flaccid Dick
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« Reply #1283 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 12:43:53 »

You lot are the people driving through Kensington with your mates in a Lamborghini.

I'm the bloke in an MX-5 on Italian backroads with an attractive woman in the passenger seat who will do filthy things to me later after a beautiful dinner and a couple of bottles of wine.
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« Reply #1284 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 13:00:08 »

I trump that with a 55" LG  Flaccid Dick

And you still thought it was a pen last night in real time?

You can get pretty good deals at Specsavers these days I think. :-)
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« Reply #1285 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 13:02:07 »

You lot are the people driving through Kensington with your mates in a Lamborghini.

I'm the bloke in an MX-5 on Italian backroads with an attractive woman in the passenger seat who will do filthy things to me later after a beautiful dinner and a couple of bottles of wine.
Fuck you Bogdan....and your eyebrows.
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« Reply #1286 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 13:16:24 »

MX-5

I didn't realise you were a hairdresser. You fucking queer.
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« Reply #1287 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 13:17:40 »

yeah well my dick is fucking massive

I got into bed with a girl a few months back and she said "fucking hell that's huge"

She was talking about my phone which I had placed down on the bedside cabinet unfortunately.
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« Reply #1288 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 13:19:42 »

Hahahaha that's a true story too
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« Reply #1289 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 13:30:52 »

I got into bed with a girl a few months back and she said "fucking hell that's huge"

She was talking about my phone which I had placed down on the bedside cabinet unfortunately.

Did you switch it on vibrate for her
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