Chubbs
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« on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:23:21 » |
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So it will be my wife's first Mother's Day this year and I'm crap at buying presents as it is let alone making out as if it's from a 2 month old kid.
My first idea was maybe getting a nice photo framed or a canvas print but if anyone's got better ideas i'd like to hear them.
Gay post I know.
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tans
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:24:40 » |
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Buy her a PS4
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:25:34 » |
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Get her a fuck off mirror. Bitches love mirrors.
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Chubbs
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:27:46 » |
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Get her a fuck off mirror. Bitches love mirrors.
You have no idea how long she's been on at me to get her a mirror |
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Chubbs
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:28:20 » |
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Buy her a PS4
If I had 400 quid spare if have one myself already. |
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:28:25 » |
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How about a mirror?
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:29:32 » |
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In the Garden Centre place over by M4 junc 16 they do feet and hand prints in mould.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:32:18 » |
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Get her a rabbit
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:39:38 » |
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My suggestion would be to wait until your child is old enough to make/buy her own gift for his/her mother.
Unless your wife is really thick, I don't think she is going to fall for the fact her 2 month old knows what the fuck Mothers Day actually is.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:40:11 » |
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The hand and feet mould or picture is a good idea.
If you haven't already started on, one of those albums for the first year of your babies life, completed up to date, might press the right emotional buttons.
Failing that, arrange a babysitter and have a night out.
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:41:17 » |
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Why on earth would you want to buy a Mother's Day present for someone who's not your mother?
I always understood Mothering Sunday to be a day when you visited your mother as you most likely lived elsewhere, and gave her some spring flowers. In the past domestic servants etc would be given the day off to do this.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:55:47 » |
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Will you be giving your domestic servants the day off this year, Reg?
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 16:02:48 » |
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Will you be giving your domestic servants the day off this year, Reg?
Sadly the 2 Slovak girls who used to come and clean for me, have moved onto pastures new.. |
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 16:03:35 » |
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My suggestion would be to wait until your child is old enough to make/buy her own gift for his/her mother.
Unless your wife is really thick, I don't think she is going to fall for the fact her 2 month old knows what the fuck Mothers Day actually is.
Bad bad suggestion BO. A huge faux pas not to do something. Yep hand prints etc seem to go down well, and then , made mugs and stuff once they are old enough. Do it right and you cant do anything wrong for a while.. |
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 16:04:25 » |
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Sadly the 2 Slovak girls who used to come and clean for me, have moved onto pastures new..
My dad has a Slovak female cleaner, did they move into the Oxfordshire region Reg? |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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