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jayohaitchenn
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« on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 18:41:48 »

Anyone got a black or white kitten that needs a home?

My mrs has her heart set... It's this or get her pregnant. Help me TEF.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 18:57:37 »

Anyone got a black or white kitten that needs a home?

My mrs has her heart set... It's this or get her pregnant. Help me TEF.

I doubt she'll give birth to a kitten though.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 19:03:26 »

http://www.swindon.cats.org.uk/swindon

they keep a list of people looking for kittens to adopt and will contact them when litters come in
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 19:28:03 »

You know that this is only going to keep the pregnancy issue from resurfacing for a few months Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 19:43:02 »

I doubt she'll give birth to a kitten though.

Maybe Jayo's not telling us something.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 19:47:30 »

There's many things I'm not telling you.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 19:48:04 »

http://www.swindon.cats.org.uk/swindon

they keep a list of people looking for kittens to adopt and will contact them when litters come in

Thanks Lumps, will call them tomorrow.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 20:14:50 »

Blue cross at burford might have something?
They have the animals currently in their care on the website
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 20:35:58 »

You might strughle at the moment.  Kitten season doesn't generally start until around April/May.  They'll be an influx then!

Also, you really need to get two, so they have company  Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 20:59:58 »

Don't do it. I fell into the same trap about 15 years ago. It does nothing to take away the kid agenda - probably only sharpens it - and when they come you get a double whammy of selfish small animals who whine constantly to be fed, fill your house with poo, destroy your favourite things and relegate you to the Blue Square Affection League. I find lots of things to compensate where the kids are concerned, but that's only increased my hatred for the cat, who insists on living forever to spite me.

What are you, not yet 25? You're much too young for kids, and quite rightly too self-centred to stand life with a cat. You should put both off for at least a decade, and probably even then some. And then, in the case of the cat, continue to resist forever. When you're about 40 and if you've got plenty of outdoor and indoor space, consider getting a decent dog. Much better friend to the whole family.

You have been warned, young man.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 21:02:34 »

My neighbour's cat came into my house and shat on my landing last night.

And then whilst I was in the shower this morning, one of my own cats pissed all over my bedroom floor.

At least my kids use the bathroom.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 21:09:21 »

Get a dog you sap.

I fucking love my dog.

Cats are shit.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 21:10:25 »

I love DMR.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 21:27:22 »

25?! A dog?! Mega lolz
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 21:31:23 »

My neighbour's cat came into my house and shat on my landing last night.

And then whilst I was in the shower this morning, one of my own cats pissed all over my bedroom floor.

At least my kids use the bathroom floor
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