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« on: Thursday, January 23, 2014, 17:00:02 »
Ranger misses training through illness
           
           


  NILE Ranger’s inclusion in Swindon Town’s squad to face Shrewsbury Town on Saturday is slightly in doubt after the striker missed Thursday training through illness.

           

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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, January 23, 2014, 17:26:03 »
"Illness."
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, January 23, 2014, 18:01:32 »
On a par with

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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, January 23, 2014, 18:08:37 »
mental illness or better known as delusions of grandure
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, January 23, 2014, 18:16:02 »
Quote from: henpig on Thursday, January 23, 2014, 18:08:37
mental illness or better known as delusions of grandure

Grandeur, it's grandeur.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, January 23, 2014, 18:38:59 »
thank you Reg for pointing out the spelling mistake....Im diabetic so i find it a struggle with words and letters...
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, January 23, 2014, 19:07:57 »
I'm it's I'm
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, January 23, 2014, 19:11:02 »
Quote from: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, January 23, 2014, 18:16:02
Grandeur, it's grandeur.
Nah, grandure, contraction of "grand manure" i.e. a huge pile of shite which is precisely what this excuse is.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, January 23, 2014, 19:19:49 »
Quote from: henpig on Thursday, January 23, 2014, 18:38:59
thank you Reg for pointing out the spelling mistake....Im diabetic so i find it a struggle with words and letters...
I am dyslexic and have an intollerance to sugars and piss a lot.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, January 23, 2014, 19:48:36 »
Quote from: henpig on Thursday, January 23, 2014, 18:38:59
thank you Reg for pointing out the spelling mistake....

Think nothing of it old boy...I like the word, so it merits a correct spelling.

Ordure rather than manure, might be a better word in PD's conflation.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, January 23, 2014, 20:45:56 »
Quote from: henpig on Thursday, January 23, 2014, 18:38:59
thank you Reg for pointing out the spelling mistake....Im diabetic so i find it a struggle with words and letters...

Eat a Mars bar as punishment!
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, January 23, 2014, 21:19:20 »
Quote from: Peter Venkman on Thursday, January 23, 2014, 19:19:49
I am dyslexic and have an intollerance to sugars and piss a lot.
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