Swindon Town v Crawley Town Official Non Matchday Thread

[Tails]

What a shame

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/sport/10908202.Rain_is_a_pain_for_Town_mascot/?ref=var_0

I was stood next to that guy against Brentford.

He spent the entire warmup shouting "Wes, Wes, we've come from Australia to see you" for fucking ages, whilst telling every fucker he could he'd come from Australia. His lad was right at the front of the terrace, showed absolutely no interest in the football and complained it was too noisy on multiple occasions.

Fuck em.

[joteddyred]

I was stood next to that guy against Brentford.

He spent the entire warmup shouting "Wes, Wes, we've come from Australia to see you" for fucking ages, whilst telling every fucker he could he'd come from Australia. His lad was right at the front of the terrace, showed absolutely no interest in the football and complained it was too noisy on multiple occasions.

Fuck em.

I withdraw my pity.

[tans]

He looks like the kind of person a football agent would look like

[Only Me]

What a shame

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/sport/10908202.Rain_is_a_pain_for_Town_mascot/?ref=var_0

Mate of mine is the grandad of the Ozzie kid

[Honkytonk]

I was stood next to that guy against Brentford.

He spent the entire warmup shouting "Wes, Wes, we've come from Australia to see you" for fucking ages, whilst telling every fucker he could he'd come from Australia. His lad was right at the front of the terrace, showed absolutely no interest in the football and complained it was too noisy on multiple occasions.

Fuck em.

What is it with people who've moved elsewhere who want to try and let every single person know that they have done so even if they don't give a fuck? We've got one who appears in the pub once a year with a fake Ozzie accent and goes 'Got to get used to the money again!' EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PAYS. Always steers the conversation to Australia and how he lives over there.

Get over yourselves, cunts.

[jayohaitchenn]

Probably because Australia is a time warp shithole full of cunts and they are still trying to convince themselves that moving to a desert full of dangerous animals and insects was a good idea.

[Honkytonk]

Probably because Australia is a time warp shithole full of cunts and they are still trying to convince themselves that moving to a desert full of dangerous animals and insects was a good idea.

Probably.

[tans]

What is it with people who've moved elsewhere who want to try and let every single person know that they have done so even if they don't give a fuck? We've got one who appears in the pub once a year with a fake Ozzie accent and goes 'Got to get used to the money again!' EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PAYS. Always steers the conversation to Australia and how he lives over there.

Get over yourselves, cunts.

The worst are the ones that go over on holiday, come back and dont stop going on about how great it is and how they would live there. Fucking move there then!

[Anteater]

Probably because Australia is a time warp shithole full of cunts and they are still trying to convince themselves that moving to a desert full of dangerous animals and insects was a good idea.

And judging by Johnathan Pilgers documentary 'Utopia' includes having no scruples in fucking up the indigenous population.

[THE FLASH]

I was stood next to that guy against Brentford.

He spent the entire warmup shouting "Wes, Wes, we've come from Australia to see you" for fucking ages, whilst telling every fucker he could he'd come from Australia. His lad was right at the front of the terrace, showed absolutely no interest in the football and complained it was too noisy on multiple occasions.

Fuck em.

I was at Blades and shouted "Cooper, Cooper, I have paid £70 to get here from Calne....change it!"

Fell on deaf ears..

[leefer]

And judging by Johnathan Pilgers documentary 'Utopia' includes having no scruples in fucking up the indigenous population.

As part of the commonwealth you would have to say that was done with Britain pulling the strings.
Australia isn't a country really...more like a continent so you will have places of incredible beauty and like all places of high population a dark seedier side that tends to be hidden from view.
My wife was born in Australia,we had chances to move there as she was and still is an Australian citizen....sometimes we both wonder what if?

Being so vast it is still a country full of opportunity especially for the young,can you still say that about Britain....not sure really on account of not being young

As for the mascot and his family i know them well,really nice family and if you read the adver report they didn't moan about the club...in fact entirely the opposite.
If you are moaning about him mouthing off at Brentford then i suggest you frequent the Town End on matchdays....you will hear a lot worse

[fatbasher]

As part of the commonwealth you would have to say that was done with Britain pulling the strings.
Australia isn't a country really...more like a continent so you will have places of incredible beauty and like all places of high population a dark seedier side that tends to be hidden from view.
My wife was born in Australia,we had chances to move there as she was and still is an Australian citizen....sometimes we both wonder what if?

Being so vast it is still a country full of opportunity especially for the young,can you still say that about Britain....not sure really on account of not being young

As for the mascot and his family i know them well,really nice family and if you read the adver report they didn't moan about the club...in fact entirely the opposite.
If you are moaning about him mouthing off at Brentford then i suggest you frequent the Town End on matchdays....you will hear a lot worse

Well said Leefer.

[Only Me]

As part of the commonwealth you would have to say that was done with Britain pulling the strings.
Australia isn't a country really...more like a continent so you will have places of incredible beauty and like all places of high population a dark seedier side that tends to be hidden from view.
My wife was born in Australia,we had chances to move there as she was and still is an Australian citizen....sometimes we both wonder what if?

Being so vast it is still a country full of opportunity especially for the young,can you still say that about Britain....not sure really on account of not being young

As for the mascot and his family i know them well,really nice family and if you read the adver report they didn't moan about the club...in fact entirely the opposite.
If you are moaning about him mouthing off at Brentford then i suggest you frequent the Town End on matchdays....you will hear a lot worse

I know the kid's dad (Daz) and go to watch the Town with him. You know him?

[Samdy Gray]

My wife was born in Australia,we had chances to move there as she was and still is an Australian citizen....sometimes we both wonder what if?

I'm sure you'd love it. They have really big trucks.

[Tails]

As part of the commonwealth you would have to say that was done with Britain pulling the strings.
Australia isn't a country really...more like a continent so you will have places of incredible beauty and like all places of high population a dark seedier side that tends to be hidden from view.
My wife was born in Australia,we had chances to move there as she was and still is an Australian citizen....sometimes we both wonder what if?

Being so vast it is still a country full of opportunity especially for the young,can you still say that about Britain....not sure really on account of not being young

As for the mascot and his family i know them well,really nice family and if you read the adver report they didn't moan about the club...in fact entirely the opposite.
If you are moaning about him mouthing off at Brentford then i suggest you frequent the Town End on matchdays....you will hear a lot worse

they were very friendly, just also very annoying.

I was next to some other Aussies at the Coventry game and they were a good laugh.