Hints and Tips

[kerry red]

Anyone with a tip or hint on where to grab a bargain or maybe a pearl of wisdom.

Lidl  have a boxed, dressed salmon for £4.99 and their chocolate muffins at 69p are fucking dreamy.

My pearl of wisdom for the ladies - don't mix up crampons and tampons

[slinky]

Don't eat yellow snow.

[Simon Pieman]

I used to buy condoms from a budget supermarket. As long as I took a couple of these cheapo rubbers with me on a night out, I'd always get lucky.

Unfortunately they had the side effect of giving me occasional dyslexia, but it was a small price to pay for getting aldi so often.

[kerry red]

 

[Reg Smeeton]

Don't eat yellow snow.

Sound advice with winter approaching courtesy of Uncle Frank...

[Family at War]

Itchy Fanny in the 4.30 tomorrow - unless it gets scratched.

[Mother Brown]

Itchy Fanny in the 4.30 tomorrow - unless it gets scratched.

Dusty carpet will take some beating . . .  ba dum tish 

[slinky]

Dusty carpet will take some beating . . .  ba dum tish 

Black Beauty.....  Now there's a dark horse!