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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 20:56:17 » |
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the best of times and the worst of times for the panty sniffer.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 20:56:58 » |
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 22:49:53 » |
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Love the quote a bit down the page which says 'During his debriefing with police'   You couldn't make it |
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 22:57:14 » |
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"Man sprayed gold in Sutton Benger sex attack" . . foul play not suspected.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, November 21, 2013, 03:20:49 » |
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'Motorist Helps Finger Girl' was an Adver headline some years back
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, November 21, 2013, 06:37:44 » |
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Parents keep kids at home to protest at school closure
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, November 21, 2013, 08:42:34 » |
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Celtic 0 : 3 Inverness
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious (Sun)
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, November 21, 2013, 09:23:20 » |
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, November 21, 2013, 10:00:05 » |
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Celtic 0 : 3 Inverness
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious (Sun)
Celtic 1 - 3 Inverness. 'In truth, though, the gag could most charitably be described as a homage, given that the Liverpool Echo had beaten the Sun to the pun(ch) by nearly three decades, reporting a 1970s Ian Callaghan masterclass against Queens Park Rangers thus: SUPER CALLY GOES BALLISTIC, QPR ATROCIOUS.' |
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They've got muslamic rayguns, muslamic rayguns..
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, November 21, 2013, 11:11:35 » |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, November 21, 2013, 14:15:19 » |
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Ah thanks for the education. So The Sun still screwing Liverpool then.
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, November 21, 2013, 14:32:38 » |
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Always remember a friend who worked for a local paper, always used to get away with some real great headlines with his articles usually full of puns. But the one I remember him being particularly happy with was a drug charity receiving some cash and he managed to get away with the headline A shot in the arm for .......... and proceeded with details of a cash injection
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, November 21, 2013, 15:31:51 » |
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Come now, the best by far is the one I saw in my local rag a few years back:
"Local Man Dies of Natural Causes"
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, November 21, 2013, 15:58:49 » |
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