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« on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 08:00:02 »

No-show Nile to miss Colchester trip
           
           



  NILE Ranger is not expected to travel to Colchester with his Swindon Town teammates today after failing to report to training on Thursday.

           

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« Reply #1 on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 08:02:12 »

Missing the Colchester trip? Makes it sound like a class day out. He'll be gutted about that, they're going on the rides and everything Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 08:26:20 »

Has he broken his bail conditions? Is it possible he has done and is back inside, hence the 'missing' stories...

I'm no legal expert but...
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 08:41:52 »

Has he broken his bail conditions? Is it possible he has done and is back inside, hence the 'missing' stories...

I'm no legal expert but...
Think that might have leaked out if he was back inside. Difficult to keep something like that under wraps, esp given he's a bit of a red-top "favourite"
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 08:48:25 »

I dont think you can like pictures on instagram if you are inside either
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 09:00:03 »

Missing the Colchester trip? Makes it sound like a class day out. He'll be gutted about that, they're going on the rides and everything Smiley

I believe he is missing the Colchester trip as a punishment but has been told that if he trains well next week he will be back in for the Wooky Hole trip.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 09:15:51 »

I believe he is missing the Colchester trip as a punishment but has been told that if he trains well next week he will be back in for the Wooky Hole trip.
But he must remember to bring his own packed lunch and sensible walking shoes only please!
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 09:18:43 »

...and a signed form by his parents/guardian/parole officer.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 09:30:23 »

He was keen to stress he doesn't have facebook recently on Twitter.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 10:49:08 »

But he must remember to bring his own packed lunch and sensible walking shoes only please!

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« Reply #10 on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 11:03:44 »

But he must remember to bring his own packed lunch and sensible walking shoes only please!

We all know that Nile will be entitled to a free packed lunch....not sure the 2 soggy spam rolls and a flapjack, would have got past di Canio, but Cooper seems happy with it.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 11:09:40 »

I believe he is missing the Colchester trip as a punishment but has been told that if he trains well next week he will be back in for the Wooky Hole trip.

If the promise of a trip to Wookey Hole doesn't motivate the cunt, nothing will.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 11:17:44 »

But he must remember to bring his own packed lunch and sensible walking shoes only please!

..and Nile will NOT be allowed to sit on the back seat of the coach future trips.  He must sit at the front near to one of the staff.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 12:26:14 »

And when he is walking he must be made to walk in crocodile with the other children. Pritchard has been assigned as his crocodile buddy to make sure he hasn't gone AWOL.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, November 15, 2013, 14:59:33 »

And when he is walking he must be made to walk in crocodile with the other children
No, no, no it's crocodiles in the Nile, not Nile in a crocodile. That's just silly. Do pay attention, Batch, or you'll have to stay behind when everyone else goes on the Wookey Hole trip!
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