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fatbasher

« on: Wednesday, October 9, 2013, 20:05:57 »

looking for some carpet...... For my newly acquired garage!

Seriously. I have found a garage to store stuff. I would like to put down some carpet so I wonder where the best place to get some cheap stuff from would be?

Not pikey's please.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, October 9, 2013, 20:32:48 »

Have you tried one of those shops that sells carpets?
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, October 9, 2013, 20:37:53 »

Pick your least favourite room in your house and rip the carpet out of it and use that
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, October 9, 2013, 20:55:49 »

Try pretending there's carpet on the floor and storing stuff. You won't notice the difference.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, October 9, 2013, 22:29:33 »

Get some glue down, pop to the barbers and get some freebie sweepings, combine the two and jobs a good'un
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, October 10, 2013, 00:01:13 »

Have you tried one of those shops that sells carpets?

Fuck me, you're a genius.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, October 10, 2013, 00:01:45 »

Pick your least favourite room in your house and rip the carpet out of it and use that

Fuck me, you're a genius.
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fatbasher

« Reply #7 on: Thursday, October 10, 2013, 00:02:12 »

Try pretending there's carpet on the floor and storing stuff. You won't notice the difference.

Fuck me, you're a genius.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, October 10, 2013, 00:02:37 »

Get some glue down, pop to the barbers and get some freebie sweepings, combine the two and jobs a good'un

Fuck me, you're a genius.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, October 10, 2013, 07:11:12 »

Buy two small pieces of high quality carpet offcuts for next to nothing. Fashion them so that you can attach them to your feet in a flip/flop or sandal style. Walk wherever you wish with that luxurious shag pile feeling. 
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, October 10, 2013, 07:19:17 »

You read viz too Batch?  Wink
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, October 10, 2013, 07:56:15 »

Ebay?
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, October 10, 2013, 08:04:42 »

You read viz too Batch?  Wink

Damn, figured I was old enough for the yoof of today not to recognise it.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, October 10, 2013, 08:08:22 »

I still have some of the originals back from 1986/7. Always tempted to get one of their T-shirts, never got around to it.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, October 10, 2013, 12:26:56 »

Separate fucks or a group session? Either way I'd have to go first or the deal is off.
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