The Great Stan
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« on: Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 15:21:34 » |
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Hold on, it's not what you think!
During a drunken evening me and my brother in law reckoned we could make better women then our wives could make blokes.
Apparently I made such a hoo-hah about it I can't now back out.
So, does anyone know where a 6ft, 15 stone bloke with size 10 feet can get in touch with his feminine side.
We're talking the whole hog here. Make up, dressed up to the nines etc.
Would it best to just go as a tart or like David Walliams in Little Britain 'I'm a Lady' sketch - like something out of a Bronte novel with bonnets and bodices etc
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 15:23:22 » |
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PM DMR, he'll be able to assist you Stan.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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The Great Stan
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 15:25:47 » |
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Is he a lady-boy?
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Ardiles
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 15:29:27 » |
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PM DMR, he'll be able to assist you Stan.
Or maybe our resident Bangkok resident? |
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 15:29:42 » |
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Is he a lady-boy?
More or less. |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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ronnie21
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 15:56:19 » |
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I think Tans is your man!!
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DMR
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 15:59:01 » |
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I have penetrated several hulking 6ft beasts with size 10 feet but they were all bona fide women.
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leefer
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 17:01:14 » |
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More like racehorses.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 17:20:36 » |
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I have penetrated several hulking 6ft beasts with size 10 feet but they were all bona fide women.
Is that with or without heels on? |
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tans
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 17:29:03 » |
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I think Tans is your man!!
Cheeky cunt! |
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Berniman
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 18:45:56 » |
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Ask a poster called Dostoyevsky, he will help you out.
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“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” ― Marcus Aurelius
When somebody shouts STOP! I never know if it's in the name of love, if it's HAMMER TIME, or if I should collaborate and listen...
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Peter Gibbons
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 23:16:38 » |
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It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.
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4D
That was definately my last game, honest
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, July 24, 2013, 11:55:57 » |
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I have penetrated several hulking 6ft beasts with size 10 feet but they were all bona fide women.
Was her name Stan? |
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The Great Stan
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, July 24, 2013, 12:09:11 » |
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cunt
Appreciate your input. So, does anyone actually have any idea where I can get some outsized women's clobber? |
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leefer
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, July 24, 2013, 12:23:55 » |
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Any charity shop.....for peanuts, Most will even let you try the stuff on  |
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