What is Bicester village?
Here's my studied opinion...from a post in Jan 2012.
Got dragged by a bird to the outlet village at Bicester just before Christmas...see above post....sometimes these things just can't be avoided. What a fucking O*fordshire shit hole that place is...full of cunts who think they're a cut above and Nips.
What really amazed me though was there was a fucking great queue for the Ugg shop....I thought it was the chav label par excellence.