Interviewing

[leefer]

DMR...good morning,now what do you feel you can bring to our company?
Job Seeker....i feel i am honest,reliable and have a good sense of ambition that may help the company.
DMR...and can you give me a short run down on your list of jobs?
Job Seeker....yes i have been in retail for many years and have not had time off for illness ever.
DMR...Well that sounds brilliant....now fuck off and leave me in peace.

[tans]

You forgot the bit where DMR tells her to get her tits out and have a nosh before she leaves

[leefer]

You forgot the bit where DMR tells her to get her tits out and have a nosh before she leaves

That bit was confidential tans

[janaage]

Tips

Don't wear shorts, you need to look professional.

Not sure why, but that tickled me. Good one.

[jutty274]

Employ the women with the biggest breasts

In our old unit we had a big glass window between my office & the office the interviews took place in. When they were interviewing women we used to mark the women out of ten, the interviewer was looking at us & the interviewee had their back to us.
Also when i had to sort through the C.V's I would ring the women i thought looked good on paper i would ring them if they sounded horny they got an interview if not i would give the C.V to a collegue & get them to make a decision if they could have an interview. It got so bad once they took me off of sorting the C.V's as we were only having horny sounding women turning up for an interview.

[Samdy Gray]

Fit on the phone, add two stone.

[Honkytonk]

Fit on the phone, add two stone.

One of my mates at uni thought a receptionist from our letting agency sounded proper fit. Flirted with them, chatted them up, eventually he set a date to go out for drinks. We followed along without his knowledge to see whether they were as fit as he insisted.

Was a bloke. He tried to save face and be polite whilst, unknown to him, we rolled about pissing ourselves in a corner.

[jutty274]

In all fairness some were not as nice as they sounded, but most were. Out of all the interviews i set up the girl that was taken on was good at the job. The ones i didn't set up were shocking at the job they were taken on for.
They won't let me do the interviews though as i would ask inappropiate questions.
I asked one of the girls in sales at our suppliers yesterday how many dates it would take before she would let me do her up the shitter, she was shocked & asked me to repeat myself so i did, she then said it depended on if the date was for drinks or for a meal.

[Flashheart]

I was once recruiting for a telemarketing office I was managing.

I was holding telephone interviews considering the nature of the job. One interviewee wanted to meet in person instead as he didn't feel comfortable on the phone.

Needless to say, he didn't get the job.

[Bogus Dave]

Ideally the room should look like this. Make sure the blinds are closed, so they aren't embarrassed or pressured by passers by

[url width=595 height=370]http://i.imgur.com/kuSjA.png[/url]

[Honkytonk]

I asked one of the girls in sales at our suppliers yesterday how many dates it would take before she would let me do her up the shitter, she was shocked & asked me to repeat myself so i did, she then said it depended on if the date was for drinks or for a meal.

  Quote of the evening.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Ideally the room should look like this. Make sure the blinds are closed, so they aren't embarrassed or pressured by passers by

[url width=595 height=370]http://i.imgur.com/kuSjA.png[/url]

The cameras a necessity too right?? 

[Fred Elliot]

Ideally the room should look like this. Make sure the blinds are closed, so they aren't embarrassed or pressured by passers by

[url width=595 height=370]http://i.imgur.com/kuSjA.png[/url]

Ah yes

The old casting couch 

[suttonred]

I like these memory joggers, I interviewed a guy 5 or 6 years ago. He was 20 minutes late and I was a bit miffed. He ran in, sweating and stinking, and couldnt talk for 10 minutes. When he got his breath back he said he had just driven back from Moscow in an old KGB Zil? limo at breakneck speed since his agency rang him 2 days before. I just thought nutter, and got it over with pretty quick. Looked out the window 10 mins later and he's sat sat in the damn thing on the phone to his agency, I guess moaning about the miserable sod who just interviewed him and basically threw him out. I think the lesson is, go for the biggest tits.

[jutty274]

Quote of the evening.

That is quite tame, they all know i am a perv. I once found out loads about a new girl who had started & then repeated it all to her & put a load of doubt in her mind. I told her i knew her mum for about 18 months before her birth, her auntie who works with her played along with it & filled her mum in on it. It was 6 weeks before i told her that i wasn't her dad & let her know it was all a wind up & suprisingly she still talks to me.