It's fine, I earn enough from the forums already.
1) I swore at somebody and got a 3 year ban.
2) I broke through the stewards line and went on the empty terrace behind the goal at Barnet and loads followed.
3) I went for a pint with Flammible Ben when I was about 16 and I got banned for underage drinking.
4) The Steward in the Town End who looks like the asian bloke out of Eastenders got offended when I called him Masood
5) I got chucked out of Wimbledon 30 seconds into the game when they score and 2 of us went into there end
6) I was chucked out of Bristol Rovers for calling a steward 'A Horrible Black Bastard'
7) I split a cup of Bovril over an old lady at Torquay
I chased a mini van of Hereford across the magic roundabout
9) I was part of a group in the Globe at Hereford at home who dropped a bag of Charlie inside the wooden seat and the landlord got it out for us but we got arresed
10) I stood in a fountain in Tourquay with a kilt on and got arrested for drunk and disorderly
There we go. Some of them (Most of them) are complete bull shit, which one do you thinks right?
