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« Reply #75 on: Friday, March 15, 2013, 19:30:06 »

I was still bored, so I also wrote this.

Worst 10 Town players I have seen.

9.   Adrian Viveash

So bad we signed him twice.  That might seem unkind on poor Adi, who managed 69 appearances with us in two spells (inaccuracy alert!  I used Wikipedia to get the stats.  Look them up yourself if you care that much…) But he once lined up – I believe at Chesterfield, but happy to be corrected – in a back three with Matt Heywood and Alan Reeves, and he made the other two seem quick on the turn.  He was fine if the ball was dropping towards his head, and his distribution wasn’t awful.  But he could only defend an area the size of his own bottom.  We knew this about him, and we signed him again.  Unbelievable.

I'd have picked Viveash but I always felt sorry for him and really wanted him to do well. The sad fact is, though, that he was one of those players who always produced a worried groan whenever his name was announced over the tannoy as being in the team.
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« Reply #76 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 21:41:40 »

Darren Bullock was my favourite player when I was a kid.
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« Reply #77 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 22:01:30 »

Viveash was awful for us but skippered two sides to promotion. Credit due there I think. I'd go for alot of our Prem players. Infact most of em
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« Reply #78 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 22:42:10 »

Frank mc a cunting vennie
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« Reply #79 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 23:18:33 »

I cannot remember a worse goalkeeper at the club than Frank Talia, I do not have a single memory of him catching a ball. I do remember him arguing with people outside route 66 on cheap drink sundays though. Have we ever had a worse goalie?
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« Reply #80 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 23:23:08 »

I cannot remember a worse goalkeeper at the club than Frank Talia, I do not have a single memory of him catching a ball. I do remember him arguing with people outside route 66 on cheap drink sundays though. Have we ever had a worse goalie?

i remember him getting shit in Rudi's aswell , he was poor to be fair
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« Reply #81 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 23:28:33 »

Fucked some decent women here to be fair to him.
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« Reply #82 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 23:30:14 »

Fucked some decent women here to be fair to him.

peter thorne was the one , dirty , dirty man
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« Reply #84 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 23:33:47 »





 Cheesy lucky he hasnt had his dick cut off by the sound of it
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« Reply #85 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 23:54:03 »

I cannot remember a worse goalkeeper at the club than Frank Talia, I do not have a single memory of him catching a ball. I do remember him arguing with people outside route 66 on cheap drink sundays though. Have we ever had a worse goalie?
Griemink was glued to his goal line, couldn't catch, kick or throw and I don't recall him being very good at shot stopping either.

Lanzano was the worst I've seen, disaster waiting to happen and it finally came against Burton. 10 goals conceded in 5 and a bit games
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« Reply #86 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 00:03:08 »

Griemink was glued to his goal line, couldn't catch, kick or throw and I don't recall him being very good at shot stopping either.
And he had a shit name.
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« Reply #87 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 00:47:55 »

Griemink was glued to his goal line, couldn't catch, kick or throw and I don't recall him being very good at shot stopping either.

For someone who was "glued to his goal line", I'm pretty sure Griemink got sent off twice for hand ball outside the wassit box*.

*This is from memory, not official stats. And it's pretty unimportant because he was a bit shit.

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« Reply #88 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 11:51:24 »

Griemink was glued to his goal line, couldn't catch, kick or throw and I don't recall him being very good at shot stopping either.

He was still 10 times the keeper Glass was though!

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Lanzano was the worst I've seen, disaster waiting to happen and it finally came against Burton. 10 goals conceded in 5 and a bit games

I have no idea what we say in him in order to sign him. "disaster waiting to happen" is a perfect description.
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« Reply #89 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 12:18:28 »

I have no idea what we say in him in order to sign him.

He was Italian, and PDC didn't know what was needed for League Two
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