Worst 10 Town players

[donkey]

Lee Collins was harsh in my opinion (although I seem to be the only person who thought he was any good).

Wasn't Gareth Hall a bit shit?

[Boy About Town]

Gareth fucking Whalley.

My sentiments exactly!!

[Honkytonk]

Comazzi, Lanzano, Cibocchi, Magera and Risser from last season.

Cibo had good games and bad, but more good than bad. Risser was the same, but Risser was pretty solid as far as ball-winning midfielders go, and a decent CB at times when called upon. Poor old Magera never really got started did he?

Lanzano, however, was fucking shite. I remember the home game against Hereford where a mate in the away section texted me at half time asking if our keepers were injured and we'd had to put in an outfield player. I've seen better goalies playing at university.

[PetsWinPrizes]

Dean Hooper.

'A lemming with a hair cut' as a mate described him at the time

[RobertT]

Sanchez may be a cunt, but he did provide some decent humour with us by warming up at the same end as Man Utd in the home game, getting in their way.

I'd have Pook in the list, he just fucking made me livid that I'd never knuckled down as a kid and took football seriously.  He didn't take to well to me telling him how to take a corner when they were out with a pre match routine about 2 hours before the game (under Wise I think).  Didn't even get the ball off the fucking floor.

Close.

Paul Hunt - wasn't that bad, but thought he was worth a spot in the 92/93 team, really?

[Bukkake Regiment]

Blair Sturrock.

He wasn't that bad, just incredibly average.

[Bukkake Regiment]

In recent memory it's been Whalley, Benjamin, Thorpe, Shakes, Comyn-Platt, McPhee, Aaron Brown, Blackburn, Steve Adams, Mohamed, Kanyuka, Ashikodi, Casal, Nalis, Pericard, Hutchinson, Nouble, O'Brien, Rose, Frampton, Prutton, Dossevi, Benyon, Obika, N'Diaye, Lanzano, Comazzi, Boateng, Murray, Risser.... That's an awful lot of shite in less than 10 years. Imagine a squad made up of those players.

[Peter Gibbons]

Sanchez may be a cunt, but he did provide some decent humour with us by warming up at the same end as Man Utd in the home game, getting in their way.

Not to mention 'Monster Gecko'

[redjed]

David Peach came to Swindon as the big i am, ex captain of saints, cost us £150000 and the first match he played for us we lose 6-2 at Millwall, I really used to abuse him from the townend when he took corners, I think in the end he must have hated me , hehehe 

[animalwilliams]

Worst goalkeeper has to be Frank Haffey who Bert Head signed in 1964. Best known as the Scot who let in 9 goals in an international against England, all Town fans at that time could see why.

[tans]

Peter Holcroft. Remember him?

Looked like a smackhead and was absolute shite. I think he only played once.

[kerry red]

Forgot to add to my list

Joey Beauchump - who must, pound for pound, be the worst ever - notwithstanding he was an Oxford twat.

We pissed best part of a million squid on him.

[Reg Smeeton]

Worst goalkeeper has to be Frank Haffey who Bert Head signed in 1964. Best known as the Scot who let in 9 goals in an international against England, all Town fans at that time could see why.

Disagree...Frank saved a pen on his home debut v Ipswich, and we went on to beat them 3-1. He only played 4 games for us, so a major contribution in a good win, shouldn't be undervalued...October 64.

[Rodney]

Gary Elkins.  Shite.

[Paolo69]

Petr Mikolanda

Kim Hellsingborg (Or something like that).